TheCzarsHussar

I just made a Japanese weeb fucking pissed.

I've been in this shitty tryhard host's world for an hour now in the Cathedral. He summons every single NPC phantom in there and I killed them all (minus Sirris, he sent her back when she wouldn't chase me after a certain point.), he had Way of Pussy on and I killed like four blues and one died on his own. He is so tryhard that he manages to make me lose all my estus at one point. But from punting all the blues I get my estus back.

In the end when I keep outsmarting them using cat ring and elevators, then ambushing them to the point where this host finally pussies out after an hour of this and runs away to the boss. Keep in mind he was trying to troll me by staying close to the boss wall whenever he didn't have blues so he could pussy out if I got him low enough. He was really hard to hit considering him being pure passive/reactionary with the dagger.

In the end though he fucking pussed out and I feel so good. Couldn't even tell him to git gud, fuckboy actually might have been asian. Had only Japanese (maybe?) written on his profile and I couldn't make the message. I love when people like him loses. It makes their blood boil.

Shit

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That didn’t take long  scruuub

Oh what's that?

Too much of a lil bitch to do one yourself? Thought so

Lol nah I'm done with sl1 for now, jumping on my sl120 to invade fools.

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

You hush now. Ive said that before talking to you.

Also got dancer to half second attempt but I forgot she has a follow-up to the leap attack and got one shot. Yall gotta try sl1 out, suffer with me.

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

I clicked the wrong emote. Meant to give it a laugh. 

Also, @TheCzarsHussar

 

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Git gud scrub. 

Bruuuuh I lost my shit laughing when I attempted the dancer thirty seconds ago.

One shot when I wasn't blocking like it was nothing 

Continuing my Dark Souls 3 sl1 run.

Damn is this tedious and not fun at all. Don't ever bother with sl1 running this game all. I'm only continuing it for bragging rights. Literally not fun when you get one/two shot by everything Cathedral of the Deep onward.

26 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

@BigBossBalrogBet you won’t hop on souls and take a swing n get ya ass whooped.

Boi, nobody ever plays Rome 2 with me. You can whoop Balrog, but after we play.

12 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I'll be home at 8ish we can play then.

Aye.

Roma Invicta

@BigBossBalrog You still up for the game today?

Took a picture of the upstairs lab and Sara photobombed my ass.

32 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

So Balrog, why you be antisocial and not ride out with the squad???

He's scared of being in the same game as you. Might glitch out and force pvp.

Ludwig riding dlc when?

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

Here’s a clip where the animation screwed up and gave a really good view of it.

They call it one of the Hunters’ darkest skills for good reason. 

Oh shit

17 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Never noticed that your hand goes bestial for visceral attacks. Pretty freaky.

Any pics?

7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

@The Good Doctor @TheCzarsHussar I’m heading home early in case any of you wish to partake in communion.

Hit me up when you get home.

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

@The Good Doctor @TheCzarsHussar I’m heading home early in case any of you wish to partake in communion.

He'll yeah man!

You got me on a good day. Did everything I need to for college work and no class tomorrow. Would have taken the next test but Sara didn't study enough so my teacher put it off until Wednesday.

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

That's not a funny joke. I'd rather drown in my families ancestral bog then be related to Czar 

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

Oh please. The Irish haven't been Celts since we got our asses kicked by the Vikings then the English right after.

Arbuckle ancestry is uncertain, could be Irish or Scottish.

I C L A I M B O T H >:D

6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Anyone with a brain can tell it's Celtic 

BOI!

I used my L O R E to figure out the Formorians are likely involved.

5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Or maybe it’s because you’re half a Celt yourself and don’t realize that you’ve got the same magical powers as Czar.  

13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

This is a classical depiction of the Formorians. I think Czar is onto something. Dosen't that figure...remind you of something?

This is Celtic shit. Y'all gotta start trusting me on this shit

I be an Arbuckle!

Does the obhorent beast add anything to the theory?

I mean he doesn't seem undead, either in his false form or true self.

How the fuck did the beast even apear human in the first place?

8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Ashen Watchers? 

Keeper of the Old Lords.

2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

See now there’s not being afraid of spiders and then there’s the fools who’ve got a death wish. I consider this the latter. 

He's just a lil' cutie.

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

I have no real big issues with spiders... I mean, I’m not one of those weirdos that try picking them up and acting like they’re cute. But I like them. From a distance.

But I do NOT fuck with giant spiders in video games. Hate em

There's a brown recluse web in my den that I just left alone for years. It's either the same one or it's kids but the damn thing is till up there in it's tangled web.