TheCzarsHussar

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

Speak for yourself, I think Japanese Matchlocks are gorgeous, especially during the Edo period.  

At one point the Japanese had more matchlocks then all of Europe.

They adored that shit.

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

glad someone got it

Much as I love European arms, when the Japanese started adopting Portuguese armaments it really got boring. Much as I make fun of weebs I admit the earlier Japanese armors looked awfully nice, looked crazily cool oriental....mongolshadcoolerarmorthough

Aldrich

Don't forget about the part where she paid a dragon to burn down Roscrea and Theudofrid, as depicted in the ancient murals.

2 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I cried like a little bitch. I feel like Czar after he lost to those skeletons.

Be prepared for the ant man lube scene.

Fucking finally. My ears have been stuffed up from being sick for like a week and a half, both just now popped.

I. Can. HEAR

Centurion gonna wind up with some diseases

7 hours ago, Centurion said:

He says noting full well he hasn’t even sneezed in the direction of a woman 

That's actually why my aunt Emily to this day still thinks I'm gay, because I never talk about wanting to fuck women around my grandpa

Still straight m8

You'd need to say no homo every time you stare at his naked ass though.

Nah nah I get it, you'd just want to rub his pecks while thinking about Ulfric.

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Except for Jason Momoa

Centurion confirmed to liking flat bony booty.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It always Broken Hit Boxes , I guess Ludwig had broken hit boxes, enough you need to summon Nick to do your dirty work

Lol yep Ludwig was too hard for me first time around, but something you always ignore is how easy he is for me now. Never bring that up do ya?

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

You're the one coming to us acting all tough just because you beat a single mini boss (that kicked your ass hard enough you just have to say how good your are), and thought you needed to brag about it, while it should be enough in itself is beating a tough enemy and being rewarded for it 

You seem to think I was bragging, I said that just so you wouldn't tell me to git gud and beat them. Or tell me to git gud and beat them without cheese. I know for a fact you would have said something had I not mentioned that.

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

*the dark calls*

Fear not the dark my friend.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

What speaks for yourself is YOUR trying to brag about something that caused you endless shit. And clearly made you feel upset enough that you had to come for validation from us 

Hecc yeah it got me salty because it bitch slapped me through broken hitboxes once, I made that comment and bitchslapped it back.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Like i've said a thousand times before, all you need to do is Get Gud.

Already did my dude.

Come back and talk shit after PvPing Colonel, then you'll have any effect on me

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Eyy when my bitch tells another man only I can get a reaction out of er  

Balrog tries too hard, that and I know he wants me to be angry at what he says

That and you've got me saltier in Ds discussions then Balrog ever has

You're*

I'm bitching about a boss they themselves nerfed, that speaks for itself.

Lol dude like I said only Colonel can make me salty at times, besides I already beat her instantly after writing that.

I didn't want to have to resort to using candy and divine confetti, but I did and whooped her ass. 

1 minute ago, Daddy Solaire said:

STSD or GTFO

Just now, Daddy Solaire said:

God damn it. Look we have talked about this it is not a kink it is a guilty pleasure.

Solaire kink.

Bitch nah your ass coming over here and seeing it with all of us.