TheCzarsHussar

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Was he the one they flayed?

He was the first Roman Emperor to be captured by an enemy of Rome. He never returned. But it's really unknown whether or not he lived out his days in captivity or was just executed. Probably held for ransom at first.

Just now, Centurion said:

At least he didn’t walk around looking like his 8 year old daughter dressed him in her favorite circus costume 

Do you want me to post pictures of late Western Roman clothing?!

I'll fucking do it.

Just now, Centurion said:

Damn that’s an awfully big target for a formation of archers

That's like saying a Roman emperor would put him self in danger and be killed or captured by his enem-oh...wait.

Valerian cough

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

The fucking "okay" signs.  

I'd like to imagine whoever drew that picture really regretted doing that hand signal now.

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Goofy as they may be, they're an improvement to what Czar DOES think is cool

What's the uniform made of? A collection of women's clothing stitched together  

And blankets.

 

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What's that you say? Can't hear you on top of this fucking elephant

Just now, Centurion said:

Czars the type of guy that prefers a Vault suit of Desert Ranger armor

Now that's just insulting. I've never felt more offended.

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

You mean these guys?

YOU fucking know what I'm talking about smartass. 

Just now, Centurion said:

Yeah well I don’t even know what that’s a reference to so ligma balls

Didn't dab.

Doesn't count.

Just now, Centurion said:

Suck my (and I can’t stress this enough) ENTIRE dick

Goddammit Centurion. I was planning on reacting with this image of Kratos but you fucking ruined it

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

I have a hard time telling whose taste is worse in armor between you two lol but at least your taste isn't Immortals Pajamas.

Ah hell nah, in ancient Iran proper my love begins with Parthian cataphracts.

3 minutes ago, Centurion said:

Perhaps you need more assistance in understanding the written word .

Every    time    you    are    like    “look at how sexy this armor looks” this is what say (in reference to you No yes no comment). Just one minor correction had to be made. (means I edited your response a bit)

Read it boy.

Just now, Centurion said:

People who wear/like plate armor are basically telling the world that they do indeed enjoy having their butt fiddled with

Don't you be projecting your fantasies on full plate.

Just now, Centurion said:

Plate armor 

BITCH!

Just now, Centurion said:

anything to ever come out of the Middle East 

Fair enough

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

"Roma invicta playing endlessly in Balrog's head*

Barbarian victory plays on repeat...on no fuck now its Journey to Rome

Just now, Centurion said:

Every time you are like look at how sexy this armor looks, this is what say. Just one minor correction had to be made.

English, do you speak it?!

stop

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

I really like the masked Roman look

No.

YES

No.

Just now, Centurion said:

hard as a rock

>Germanic peoples want to know Rome's location

1 minute ago, Centurion said:

Roma Invicta indeed. Maybe you’d get it if your nose wasn’t so brown from sassinid asses 

Oof

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Which is why I didn't bother with it lol

Cocksucker

1 minute ago, Centurion said:

False. But that’s your preference and everyone is entitled to an opinion, even if it’s wrong 

Yeah yeah yeah, Roma Invicta you fucking Legionary.

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Vorenus and Pullo were one of my favorite duos in any series ever. 

The big characters were all very well portrayed and the plots involving them were great. But we all know those two were the ones everyone wanted to see. Fucking stole the show.

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

Everyone here has seen HBO’s Rome. 

I thought you and I (and Balrog ) were the only ones to see it, or was I confusing it with Deadwood?

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

Bitch why would I want historical accuracy in a fantasy series 

Twas why I made that part you quoted in bold. I've admitted this many times, I love when fantasy shit has realism. Get ungodly oversized pauldrons outta my face, get armored bikini's outta here, sit those fucking twenty foot swords down.

That moment they mention Gladiator but never watched HBO's Rome. (thenagainromewentforhistoricalaccuracynotbadassery)