TheCzarsHussar

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Yeah that's because the Dawi are the best race and everyone's inferior to them. 

Lol I ended my Clan Skryre campaign after about 150-200 turns because the Dwarves were allied with the entirety of the old world that werent undead or Norscan/chaos and declared war against me dragging half the world into it.

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

TWW does a good job at making sure the AI from the races is usually lore friendly

Remember how in 99% of all campaigns the fucking Dwarfs would hold a tenth of the entire map and always end up the strongest faction? Those were the days, I hates them. 

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol. But if they tried they’d have argonians and Nords taking them from both sides, full homo.

Also Morrowind in the mod are split up into Great Houses. The Argonians were already at war with Dres and Sadras. Redoran really only has the Nords to deal with.

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Chimer, yes, not so much Dunmer lol. But if they tried they’d have argonians and Nords taking them from both sides, full homo.

Oh yeah Blacklight fell to Galmar, I exterminated the population

Also people, reinforce your fucking capital. Make use of that sweet sweet free upkeep.

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

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It aint just you Czar every people playing as the Stormcloaks is reporting Dumner of some kind as doing suprise invasions on Windhelm  People are cheesed. 

Anyway the Total War threads are now just filled with Imp and Stormie fans slagging each other, they are becoming like the Bethesda forums 

Lol and of course they arent even sending large armies even though they have and can maintain them. Medieval 2 ai only ever sending the smallest forces that could win a siege.

Is it a hidden script that Redoran will sneak attack you? They also went to war with the Stormcloak when I played Telvanni.

22 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

WHO THE FUCK CARES ANYMORE PLAE OTTER WOULDS

My man, I can't. 

I was fucking with y'all before but I dont havr the games pass anymore. Embarrassing as it sounds, I can't afford anyother pass.

I know a great many gods left at the same time as Gwynevere but unless the general population left around then too, I dont think its entirely explained.

I've never really given much thought until now. What exactly happened to all the inhabitants of Anor Londo in ds1?

Humans, Giants, Gods, (Silver/Black Knight and Channeler race)?

Did they just disperse to neighboring kingdoms, or die off and become hollows in parts of the city we dont explore.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I don't need to get you salty, a simple gameplay mechanic that's easily reversible with preparing is doing to for me  

Lol salty for twenty seconds of groaning and complaining to myself then I got rid  of it and went on my way.

I posted that just so y'all could get a good laugh at my misfortune

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I'm talking about 1. 

In ds1 curse is such a pain in the ass early game. I couldn't care less if I get cursed after the Lordsvessel. Frankly I dont think Ive ever been cursed after that.

Before then its expensive to purchase 6000 purging stones or an extremely long trek from the depths to New londo back to depths. I used souls in my inventory to just reach 6000.

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

*Git

And Czar, if you don’t finish TOW in the next week I’m gonna start killing off your RP characters at random.

I don't think I still have it. I cant afford to get more months.

@BigBossBalrog Balrog Im disappointed in you, you havent made me salty in such a long time.

5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It was perfectly balanced because a single enemy is the only thing that can curse you, and you can find a hidden NPC who gets rid of it for you.

You sir haven't played 2 in a long time. The curse of 1 became Petrification there and back to curse in 3.

6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Get gud 

Troll failed, try harder.

Had the urge to replay Dsr and made a new character.

Down in the depths I killed every single basilisk except one and as I killed him he spewed out his dust and I kid you not it instantly cursed me. In less then a second, faster then I could even roll out it inata killed me.

 I almost quit playing because of that. Thank god the B team knew it was unbalanced and nerfed curse in later titles.

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Shut your whore mouth, Lone Wolf and Cub is such an iconic series, the two main characters got a cameo in Samurai Champloon 

And even Samurai Jack

I can attest to the Samurai Jack cameo.

@Centurion

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Pigs, chickens, one deer. Some fish. Somehow I found the fish worse. Slimy. Smelly.

A frog in science class  

We used to have chickens here in Macon, the fresh eggs were great. But a hawk or eagle was starting to kill them off and we gave them to my grandpa at his farm.

Turns out foxes killed them all there.

Lol I've seen deer get skinned but only thing I ever gutted was a fish. I have no problems with it, I just find hunting boring

19 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

It is kinda cheap tho since that means you’ll be getting invaded by dudes that have already beaten that boss in that area.

Wait, the fuck are you talking about?

18 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

It is kinda cheap tho since that means you’ll be getting invaded by dudes that have already beaten that boss in that area. The whole reason for that limit is because it limits how many of the try hard grinders you’ll face. Only way to fight people in low areas with high level characters otherwise is to grind like crazy in that area without progressing.

Also, PLAY FUCKING OUTER WORLDS FAGGOT

Bruh it has the same limitations of the red rye orb, no invading hosts after the boss is dead.

the outer what now?

7 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Why would you download such a casul mod mate? 

Says the man who never invades. It doesnt cheat at all, all it does is pretty much use the red eye orb everywhere at once where it can be used at.

Quality of life stuff.

@ColonelKillaBee Great news about Ds3 pc invasions. Thanks to a mod that completely slips under ds3's anti cheat, we can now invade anywhere against hosts. What this mod does is search for compatible hosts, ergo ones you could invade normally and seeks them out. Its like matchmaking almost.

No more constantly flipping through bonfires trying to find invasions.

#literallyhitler

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Wait, in what world did you view some poor Earl as a worse person than... well, any of the other options?!  

Shh.

#Theodidnothingwrong