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Go back far enough and you'll see me talking about my first time spanking Chadahn. Ain't no mention of summoning

How the fuck are you even black? This is the dorkiest shit I've ever read. You're Aryan now, lost all passes do not pass go.

Nah nah nah, I've long since manned up about my bitch out summoning for Ludwig. I didn't summon for shit my first Elden Ring playthrough.

Wrong boss fight homo I solo'd radahn, no summons, no spirits.

That's just a Colonel issue, I've Pyro'd it up against the Crystal Sages about three times now

Skill issue

Lore wise Marika ain't throwing hands with the Tarnished, she's on our side.

May CHAOS...Take the WORLD!

We all panic roll at time All that matters is you won straight up.

Nice panic rolls Good invasion though!

Spits into bronze urn "Back in mah day, Ah used teh beh tahp snahpuh ehn th' 'cvnant."

Why is the Jackal taking a good look at that Reclaimer Ass?

Wheres the Reformed Rabbi kid? Damn racist Japs, getting rid of the talent.

Furry

Is Mila also a snake now?

Nope, I'd intend Godfrey/Hoarah Loux to be way stronger than him The aging hero of the old world, surpassed by the young hero of the current age. Just like how the player overcomes Godfrey.

Theudofrid: An npc involved in a alternate Godwyn questline as a sage of the Ghostflame/Deathrite. Putting him to a true death, as the finger readers intended. Alternately instead of Fia's Simps, Theudofrid invades the player if they side with her. Otherwise is a summon in the fight against the Lichdragon. Either way, player receives Theudofrid's Axestaff. A str/int hybrid (heavy) axe and catalyst, deals low frostbite due to ghostflame. Teutorigos: Either the father or mentor of Hoarah Loux, fighting him potentially in the past with the DLC. The more humanlike Misbegotten like the Crucible Knights. Wields the legendary armament 'Avalanche' that can be obtained through a remembrance. Unique moveset straight sword with a huge weight of 25 units, it's weapon art is stance but does earthshaker AOE's.

Nah, Lorgar would be a special Lion Misbegotten boss

Here's a good on. How would you seamlessly insert and translate your RP characters into Elden Ring? Cant be the player @The Good Doctor @ColonelKillaBee @BigBossBalrog

And authors like Frank Herbert, and Isaac Asimov I'm more cynical about it these days, even if it does add back some mysticism. It doesn't change the weird quasi-scientific nature of the Force from Phantom Menace onward.

That was cool and all when I was a kid, but looking back it makes the established lore even more broken and incoherent Remember when the Force was this mystical phenomenon that only enlightened space wizards could harness? Instead of some kind of cell or whatever

@Centurion Here's a stupid one. Make a Borg cube ship

I like it, in a weird way it reminds me of those Israeli tanks that double as a mini APCs. But with a space-fighter instead of a tank.

Emergency life boat? The kind that could be ejected from a ship beyond repair. Maximize crew capacity and protection over firepower and maneuverability. Due to the NASApunk aesthetic, we can't really have a fast slender kind of escape pod like those from Halo CE. So might as well go big ang bulky

Yoooooo! That's fucking sick! I love it's profile!