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I'll be honest. When I rewatched the entirety of the Clone Wars about three or four years ago, I didn't use any episode guide. Despite, in Dave Filoni's infinite wisdom they be horrifically out of order chronologically.

Oh my god they're letting her tag along against these fucking moon Komodo dragon looking things that are three times her size.

Be a child clone lady. You and your defective clone buddies crash land on a moon with dragon lizard things "I wanna come along too and help!" My suspension of belief is shattered again because they don't immediately tell her to shut up and that she's a literal child and would die in like five seconds.

I hate how much of a caricature their entire defective squad is. You have Rambo, who is the only one I like and find half way decent in character design. Probably because he's the least altered in appearance, voice and acting from the other clones. He comes across like a less badass Arc Trooper. Echo is good, he's a long established character in Clone Wars. Doctor Dude is your stereotypical aloof, detached German sinister medic mixed with an engineer. Sniper Dude should have a mustache to twirl, and he tries too damn hard to make his voice sound deeper Retard Hulk Clone is this space marine looking guy with the mind of a five year old. Fucker literally sleeps and plays with a plushy.

@BigBossBalrog Is there anything super critical I'd miss by skipping to season 2?

Because that's not Thrawn, okay okay. How about Grand Poobah Shawn?

From what Ive seen of the show, getting thrashed in reviews That should have been a very emotional part when they finally meet back up with him. Instead of being played off as silly.

You have Luke Skywalker, and his Disney counterpart Jake Skywalker. You've also got Grand Admiral Thrawn, and his Disney counterpart The Trimmed Lawn.

Bro don't diss Disney's coolest villain, Trimmed Lawn.

I was just simping for Nameless King I admit he'd get obliterated

It's kinda funny how Gideon trash talks Mohg so much, when he'd clap anyone and anything that can bleed with three words. My boi is Goth Ysmir.

Nameless King fighting Mohg, gets him half health. Mohg: "NIHI- Nameless King: "Shut."

I gotta go through a whole season of shit to get to the good stuff?! Wow, it's just like Clone Wars!

@BigBossBalrog I'm two episodes into Bad Batch, and I'm really not enjoying things. Everything wrong with Disney era star wars is here. Fucking Doo-Dee-Doo music is played half the time when that stupid new female clone child OC is on screen.

The start of Nameless V Godfrey is some DBZ shit.

@ColonelKillaBee So what was that about Morgott spanking Nameless King?

Yeah sorry, I made those comments before fully catching up

Except for the times when the game decides to glitch and shroud Archdragon Peek in darkness. Which ngl looks way cooler

My two cents on the whole Ranni atheist thing is that people are dumb, and Balrog's right on the money. Besides both Ranni and Rennala have witnessed a mysterious deity in the moon. Aside from some mystery on how different the Dark Moon is from the Full Moon, personally think it's the same entity. Ranni supplants the Erdtree in favor of the Dark Moon, to which she and the Elden Lord go to. The moon deity is so enigmatic that there's nothing to be known about it, might be a cosmic force rather than a god.

I'm putting to rest all theories about Nameless King in Elden Ring, he fucking slaps

How unexpected.

Loud and clear

Aighty

You are literally lighter than me

Before Fire Giant and Godfrey, Radahn was like the single coolest boss I've ever fought in a souls game. The sheer hype surrounding him, the music, this absolute unit that held back the fucking stars. There's no way I'd ruin the spectacle by summoning. I still remember the shit eating grin on my face literally yelling out "GEEEEENERAAAAL RAAAADAHN!" every now and then for some fucking reason Not even Gael got me this hyped up