Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #24

[ColonelKillaBee]

Kinda wanna go Triss this time. Y’all got me feeling nostalgic.

[The Good Doctor]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I noticed that people just assume you like Triss in the city (Dijkstra), and in Skellige they assume you love Yen (Cerys).

Makes sense. That’s who those people already associated Geralt with.

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Makes sense. That’s who those people already associated Geralt with.

Indeed, and they’re in the same area code.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Won’t lie, Triss has more fun moments in her playthrough. That party mission was a lot of fun. Red fox and white wolf lol  

Ugh, I do this every time, lol.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Something else, even though story wise I still kinda favor Yen, game wise it is infinitely harder to pick her over Triss when Triss gives you the saddest looks in the world because she just knows you’re gonna pick Yen. 

And if you do, Dijkstras right there to hammer in the fact that you’s a bitch.

You choose to dump Yen, she’s sad for literally one scene and then she’s back to being mad all the time. 

Divorced single mother kinda just works for her, lol.

[The Good Doctor]

You might be right about fun moments, but my favorite with either of them is telling Yen that nothing feels different after killing the Djinn. 

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

And if you do, Dijkstras right there to hammer in the fact that you’s a bitch.

Yeah but that dipshit can’t even pull off a betrayal ambush, so who cares what he thinks?  

[ColonelKillaBee]

 still tho, it stings. It stings so bad. Everyone either wants to kill her or fuck her, Novigrads most wanted, and you just let her sail away to be banged by some mediocre funnybtalking mages who don’t even like her... sniff.

And as hot as Yen is, virtually no one wants her  except Geralt. Really wish her and Lambert got together.

[ColonelKillaBee]

She still my girl but I might use this playthrough to do shit I didn’t before. Never got to see Triss’ ending in the dlc in person. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

And, her outfit matches my bear armor  

Its settled. Ima cry later but it’s settled. For this playthrough.

[The Good Doctor]

Too bad Hearts of Stone didn’t give us a Shani route. Yen’s still my favorite choice but that would be fun to do in alternate playthroughs too. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Sigh, I think I’ll hold off choosing till after skellige.

 

Fucking hell

[The Good Doctor]

 Skellige and Novigrad both have a tendency to bias you. 

Though isn’t Triss’s point of no return before Skellige? The lighthouse part before she leaves Novigrad with the mages? If you sleep with her and tell her you love her there, then you’re either locked in with her or you get the ending where Geralt ends up alone, right?

[ColonelKillaBee]

Yea, I think you’re locked in if you convince her to stay and bang her. It comes pretty early so I can either ignore that mission or man up.

Triss is like my Russian KGB cyborg girlfriend and Yen is Lana, lol.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I think I’m gonna man up and just enjoy picking fights with Yen this game  it is fun, lol

[ColonelKillaBee]

For old pals, there’s a way to fuck it up and not be able to play Lambert right?

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Triss is like my Russian KGB cyborg girlfriend and Yen is Lana, lol.

And Shani, Sylvia, and all the others are the hundreds of other women Archer one and done’d along the way.  

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

For old pals, there’s a way to fuck it up and not be able to play Lambert right?

Never happened to me but I usually play them at first opportunity. If you wait too long, maybe. I think he disappears at the end of the game and a few times before that.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Hmm, same, but I did somehow lock myself out in my first game. No clue how.

[TheCzarsHussar]

Lol I never continued the game past act 2

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, TheCzarsHussar said:

Lol I never continued the game past act 2

You okay?

[TheCzarsHussar]

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[TheCzarsHussar]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

You okay?

I just lost interest and had so much else to play at the time. I'd continue my playthrough but Nick is borrowing my Xbox One for now.

[ColonelKillaBee]

48 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

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I’ve just come to accept that your generations infatuated with multiplayer games. Neither one of my brothers can hold their attention long enough to play a game solo either.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I encountered a pretty terrifying glitch, if you have enemy upscaling on, the rats in the sewer when saving the mages will be god tier and basically eat and rape you and Triss to no avail. It didn’t happen before but for some reason this time they couldn’t die and kill you super quick unless you turn that off.

So weird.

[The Good Doctor]

Geralt the witcher, hunter of monsters, nemesis of the Wild Hunt, protector of the most powerful human in the universe... died in a sewer getting his toes nibbled by rats right in front of his girlfriend.