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"So hear me out, the men get horrific early induced puberty and excruciatingly painful growing that leaves them looking like a roidded up Arnold Schwarzenegger until they eventually start to grow into it in their later twenties, if they survive long enough." "And the female Spartans?" "Oh they come out hot." "Uh, aren't they like twelve?"

I never said that, didn't even remember that lore They'd still have been pumped full of so many chemicals and body altering shit that they'd not look very feminine in the end. Don't know why that'd be reconned other than to get more redditer fans of the games

What was retconned?

Good timing, I just finished watching that Halo Legends short The Babysitter. Which if we're going by the lore, that female Spartan should have looked roid raged hormonally supercharged, instead of an animu girl But yeah, the Halo 3, ODST and Reach live action trailers are so good. They put the literal ass tv show to shame

Aside from some minor nitpicking, like the post Halo 3 trend of smushing the Brute's snout like a bulldog, and the Elites looking kinda weird in the face. It's the perfect visuals.

Please sir, can you spare a pixel?

Goddamn

Why in the goddamn did they not use the finished framework? And Halo Custom Edition wasn't thaaaat bad

Oh god, wasn't it built from an unfinished framework of the original game? Like not even the fucking E3 demo?

A major one which I didn't catch was when the flood is decimating the heretics, and you can only make out the faintest of outlines under the foggy glass. In 2A, Forerunner Mr.Clean, which is canonical, wiped it down.

Unlike CE Anniversary graphics, which I don't at all like I do genuinely enjoy 2A's, but sometimes it doesn't translate the atmosphere of the original. Oh and falling into the gas giant was way more intense looking in the old one, even if it's less realistic looking.

You know what always slightly bothered me? In Halo, the Mk-V armor is this absolutely massive framed bulky UNIT. It was simplistic and heavy looking, there's a reason chief could handle far more punishment in that armor than the Mk-VI in terms of gameplay. But what bothers me is the canonical Mk-IV looks like an altered version of the prototype six. My question is why'd they go this route? Aside from animu cool factor. I'm a little rusty on my Halo lore, but I know a big factor in the V's bulkiness was due to the integration of the energy shields. Which was cutting edge reverse engineering, so I understand wanting to depict the IV as more mobile and slimmer.

It's very likely she already composed some tracks in the DLC, hopefully she left with a bang

Goddammit, it's always you

Balrog, there's a solid 79% chance you're the mastermind behind the leaks

"Long live the Actors!" ~Maud'Dib

Spends twenty minutes very carefully clearing out every single Flood enemy after rescuing Cortana. Blows up the three reactors. For literally no reason, an invisible explosion throws me off the SAFE CENTRAL PLATFROM and I die. Has anyone had the game hate them so much as to literally cheat and just throw the player to their deaths just because? Lmao, fuck Halo 3 legendary

You know what's a shame? In Halo 3, during the Cortana mission, you were originally going to fight through the Mausoleum of the Arbiter. Battling all the past arbiters flood infected forms. But it was cut

I'd be down, the only version that's on Netflix is the shitty 2011 prequel. Which as I told Doc, disguises itself as the 82 film to trick you into clicking on it

One rule, we spending the fucking gold you goddamn jew hoarder

You aught to play with me and Nick

Gotta give us more details

Oh shit you finished it?