TheCzarsHussar

Rome couldn't help me with Egypt and despite how Egypt actually went with the conquest, at the time I didn't think I could beat Egypt since we had the same number of forces. You were thinking way too linear on borders. My way completely secured the south of the map and would have allowed our complete focus towards the north, because had I allied with Rome then our lines would be split between east and west, instead of straight up north. Your alliance with Greece works very well in geographical terms, my plans work very well for conquest by creating a single front.

Thats actually not very useful, I didn't set against Rome for any reason other then believing a Carthago-Farsi alliance would have the best chance of winning. Turns out Carthage was already courting Greek city states

He did try moving towards Petra and Jerusalem. Although I admit it was doomed from the start. The game did go a bit wonky, I missed two turns of my Egyptian conquest and prolonged the fight.

The biggest sin of Bloodborne is how horrible the phantom range is, like damn bruh did y'all see those dash attacks of his? They hit me from meters away. It's hard enough for me to do Bloodborne pvp, but it's so much worse when all that's left are no life tryhards that two-three shot me with dex weapons

Bruh I was the one being cheesed, but I cut that shit right through.

Was doing some Bloodborne pvp tonight, spoiler Im still average at best. But this was the highlight of the night.

Find any Ironclads?

I was myself making a joke. This is the first time I've heard of a trump check.

Is this something I'm too white to get?

Welp I just got the email. All my classes are off campus for the remainder of the semester.

Make sure to get the underside of my sack while you're licking at it.

I didn't even notice, the armor looked so nice and fitting I forgot how massive the pauldrons normally look.

Interesting mod, I do like the additions to the Stormcloak roster of arms. Even if it's a bit too on the well armored side for the recruits. 3:35 for the Stormcloak armors added.

You know I dont think in my two playthroughs that I attacked Ancient Hero without using stealth. Is he actually hard if you go balls to the wall?

For the record, I've never used the water spell against flamelurker. Nobody under the sun can claim it cheese to use the shield though, that's like whining about using the fire buff consumable against Phalanx.

Fume Knight was my bane back in the day, took me so many attempts to perfectly time my rolls and chugs. It wasn't so much he roll caught me a lot, but punishing my heels and one shotting me. Fuck Sinn, cunt broke my weapons. Other then that, eh? Kalameet certainly is in my opinion the second best dragon fight. Midir is my favorite. I never really found him that difficult, there was a time when Nick couldn't beat him solo but eventually he did it. Gwyn, parry ez. Without parry, still ez with a fast weapon. Flame Lurker still haunts my nightmares... oh wait never mind I have my water spell and/or flame resistant shield.

My advice for his hollow spam attack? Stay mid range at all times unless punishing, long range will often make him do his stretch Armstrong attack which is hard for me to punish, mid range makes him do his jump attack somewhat often, best time to punish. And if he charges up, just spam roll backwards, if you have fast roll you'll make it.

Bruh I died to Horsefuck Valley plenty more times then Maria. By the time I got to her, took me around four or five attempts (without parries, fuck yall for that :P) to beat her. Fist of Gratia hits her out of most animations.

Good job Balrog, now fight Colonel. I understand Orphan and Ludwig on the list but Manus? Manus was only hard for me the first time I played Ds1(r), make sure you have a fast roll and just be patient. Oh and silver talisman is a must. Fast weapon, slow weapon, doesn't matter. Just gotta bait him out.

The bottom part of my face is numb af. It was awful frightening feeling the novocaine enter my gums but I hardly felt the needle

Welp I'm about to have some tooth fillings, first time I'm ever having having novocain or any needle in my gums and I'm nervous as all hell. But having good teeth sure is worth a lil prick.