TheCzarsHussar

"Waigh, a'rgh ye saying ye don't drink outta th' pond?"

"Whut a've em Imper'als ev'a done fer us?"

"Elves" ~Baldur, King of Booties

@BigBossBalrog @BTC The silly Bretons watching Cyrodiil crumble on their side of the border.

We obviously dont have enough insight to comprehend the Hunter's true form.

@ColonelKillaBee Mom said it's my turn.

An Android from the Big Empty sings It's a Sin to Tell a Lie with Frank Horrigan, Ron Perlman Soundalike, Literally Geordi La Forge, and Emperor Uriel Septim.

Also that's still edgy as fuck

Welp, I think you'll still have a wee problem with expansion anyhow. Besides Greece already beat you to Persia's door, but I dare say Persia is pleased with Greece's naval activity.

Rome couldn't help me with Egypt and despite how Egypt actually went with the conquest, at the time I didn't think I could beat Egypt since we had the same number of forces. You were thinking way too linear on borders. My way completely secured the south of the map and would have allowed our complete focus towards the north, because had I allied with Rome then our lines would be split between east and west, instead of straight up north. Your alliance with Greece works very well in geographical terms, my plans work very well for conquest by creating a single front.

Thats actually not very useful, I didn't set against Rome for any reason other then believing a Carthago-Farsi alliance would have the best chance of winning. Turns out Carthage was already courting Greek city states

He did try moving towards Petra and Jerusalem. Although I admit it was doomed from the start. The game did go a bit wonky, I missed two turns of my Egyptian conquest and prolonged the fight.

The biggest sin of Bloodborne is how horrible the phantom range is, like damn bruh did y'all see those dash attacks of his? They hit me from meters away. It's hard enough for me to do Bloodborne pvp, but it's so much worse when all that's left are no life tryhards that two-three shot me with dex weapons

Bruh I was the one being cheesed, but I cut that shit right through.

Was doing some Bloodborne pvp tonight, spoiler Im still average at best. But this was the highlight of the night.

Find any Ironclads?

I was myself making a joke. This is the first time I've heard of a trump check.

Is this something I'm too white to get?

Welp I just got the email. All my classes are off campus for the remainder of the semester.

Make sure to get the underside of my sack while you're licking at it.

I didn't even notice, the armor looked so nice and fitting I forgot how massive the pauldrons normally look.