TheCzarsHussar

Bear. Seek. Seek. Lest.

Wait, is Vendrick just deeply depressed Godfrey?

After almost two years, I got back into Daggerfall. I didn't want to roll with my cheesy high elf spellsword so I made a new character. Straight up martial class Breton, very strong fighting focus with major in restoration and alteration for heals and buffs. I was dumbfounded when everything (but imps who usually one shot me XD) was obliterated by my guy, even skeletons who make Oblivion bone boys look like Nordic losers.

The Old Man in the Cave remains one of my favorite episodes, you could just change the date and it'd fit right in with Fallout.

My god, twelve pages, three thousand words and four citations later and I'm finally done with my Atlantic World History final essay.

It looked sick as hell in person Camera doesn't do justice

Behold! A paleblood sky.

The Reformed Rabbi Bill Clinton Kid will always be fucking hilarious looking back. But it's dangerous setting that precedent. Someone with malicious intent could have shanked Meme-Zaki instead of shitposting.

Okay so remember how I started playing Morrowind again with a (nearly) pure martial build Nord? Weeeeeell, I decided I wanted to try something completely new. I restarted as an Altmer "Paladin of Julianos." Heavy armor, shield, long blade (I mostly didn't go blunt because my first 'complete' playthrough used them. But I can justify Knights Mentors using long blades instead of classical maces), restoration and destruction. I went full on glass canon mage setup, with Apprentice sign. My Altmer can get obliterated by the right type of damage, but that's if they can make it through my substantial Magicka pool I'm definitely roleplaying as "I'm not the Nerevarine, it's a clever employ. I merely satisfy the vagueness"

Happy Thanksgiving lads!

You're damn right I'm jealous, I fucking love the Darkened Archer! Its so funny because it was completely genuine I wish I could make something so unintentionally hilarious!

The story of my next dnd character in three lines, his hero's journey. A banshee cursed my friends and now I strive to live by their ideals. A djinni seduced my crew of noble outlaws and now I'm a murder hobo. A banshee befriended my social status and now I must become stronger.

The never before seen backstory of Theudofrid. Giants framed my friends and now I vow to prevent that from happening to anyone else.

HOLY SHIT! That could not have gone better

This is the Darkened Archer's secret backstory. A werewolf ate my imaginary friends and now I'm a lawful good stick in the mud.

What is this, Rebec's post RP backstory?

A dragon humiliated my crew of sailors and now I seek vengeance.

I think the big one that come to mind that people complain about is the movie is too saturated, leaked pictures behind the scenes show these beautiful vibrant uniforms. But the movie has this full grey filter over everything.

The Duelists ending spoiler.

From what I heard, history nerds are the most critical of that Napoleon film. What makes it hilarious is Ridley Scott is doing the one thing you never do when being criticized; he freaked out Which is a shame, because he already made an AMAZING Napoleonic era film, his first movie too.

Oh god I got Kassandra And not the cool, cursed by the gods Trojan Kassandra. I've only played Black Flag, but I love that game

I'm running a Nord, an old veteran of the War of Bend'r-mahk. Just a straight up warrior, using polearms and axes as major skills. Alongside heavy armor, athletics and acrobatics. He'd use enchanted items and scrolls in a heartbeat but aside from knowing a minor heal for emergencies, he has no magic. It'll be fun roleplaying a classic Nord adventurer, I knew I'd love this character the moment I one shot an ancestor ghost as I robbed this ancestral tomb

Oh no, I've gotten back into Morrowind Installed a mod that balances the halberds to not be ass in everything but stabs. Thankfully out of the four I could choose from, only one was well balanced instead of making them all op

Jun, riding in the back of a Pelican snipes the elite's hand juuuuuuuust as he's about to plunge the gay ass little sissy energy gauntlet dagger into Noble Sex. And then Dr. Halsey who's carrying Jorge's gun opens a barrage on all the other Covies in the area.