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No luck?

Stop sipping your cope flask buddy, it's DRY as a bone

I could not care less about The Adventures of John Halo: Season Two.

I don't know what's my favorite part, either Saul giving his speech in the middle of class or Waltuh teaching his son how to drive.

That's the funniest one, bar none.

Elden Ring Miyazaki Files and Artbook

Redguard's Adrenaline Rush power is unfair, poor Imperial had to really struggle.

Man just added 15+ years with that attack. Those wimpy ass punches from that clerk though Props for the effort though for sure

Modestly Pleasant January 1st!

Fuck I'm so sorry man

We gonna have to start calling you Tiffany Phillips? Or is this a different major life change?

You're either part of a cult, or about to be sacrificed to one.

Muh mmo zombie survival that's blatantly ripping off several IPs. But somehow hyped up thousands of people despite no gameplay trailers for years and tons of delays plus fishy shit. At launch they had an insane number of players, like 30-40k. Only THEN did the majority realize it was a scam, shit asset flip game. With the studio going capsized and the heads disappearing with all the money.

I didn't even know this thing existed, how the hell did people not see this is a scam a mile away?

This was brilliant.

No no, they're a bunch of crazy Telvanni hirelings around Dragon Fel who have enchanted robes that constantly pour water.

You'd think after twelve years people would drop that argument since it don't make sense.

Man I love seeing the dumb argument of "Muh Imperials focused on saving the town and people while Muh Stormcloaks are selfish and only care about themselves" You dumb fucks! Why the hell would any of the captured Stormcloaks lift a finger to help a town that was cheering on their executions? Bethesda would be dumbing down the characters if they did anything other than flee the town.

Had a great bit of RP on my evil Henry playthrough. I was traveling back from a large messy battle, completely laden with expensive armor and weapons I looted. When, in the dead of night I was ambushed while riding up a steep hill. These peasants had blocked the road and swarmed me, I tried swivelling my horse around to retreat but because the hill was so steep it panicked and I was knocked off by a billhook! I tumbled down the hill and these batshit insane peasants were sprinting down this steep ass hill smacking and screaming bloody murder, chasing me as I tumbled into the ravine at the very bottom. A bloody battle ensued as they attacked me piecemeal, as not all of them made it down the hill and into the ravine. I just barely, by the skin of my teeth managed to slaughter all the peasants because they didn't have any armor. But then I was trapped at the bottom of the ravine, my horse was nowhere in sight and my poor hound was wounded and ran off into the woods. Now mechanically I could have just called for my horse and it would teleport near me out of frame. But instead I RP'd it as being completely separated. So my only hope was following the ravine's creek upstream. Eventually my hound came running back after me still hurt. So here I am, completely lost, no fast travel, cannot see my location on the map, RP'd no horse and badly wounded in the woods. I've had to survive off hunting hares near the stream with my hound.

Nah only a few, a handful, just a wee number. Rabid. Bisexual.

He couldn't make it to our traditional small family Christmas Eve dinner because he was in such bad shape from his diabetes. We fixed him a plate to bring to him, but he never got to eat any. ;-;

Jesus Christ this Christmas turned into the worst I've ever seen. Byrd, the brother of my mother's partner died of a heart attack right as he was leaving to go to the hospital because he was in bad shape. Im not entirely sure when but it was some time during the late afternoon.

Don't forget Saint Nic's necromancy. Where he resurrected three pickled children.

That said, Merry Christmas all! Remember, Saint Nic used to be depicted as a tall, thin Odin-like figure before Coca-Cola changed it.