BigBossBalrog

 This yesman emote looks really creepy for some reason.....

18 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Also I never paid enough attention to realize that Kirk is flipping us the bird in that picture.  That’s so fitting for him.

Funny you say that 

2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

Admit it, my squad go hard tho.

 

Please that's the loser squad, you guys get your humanity from ganking poor noobs. And your ranking system is based on stupid fingers.

This is real Souls

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I'm a sunbro too, but I value the sun's dignity over my misguided hope and pride.  Let the embers rest and gain strength for a new age to come.

Wait I thought you we're a fingerdick? You betrayed your worm lady knave 

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Not really, there comes a time when a series just needs to die. It's like the age of flame. Let it die with dignity so something else may be given life. 

 

So say's the foul cultist of Londor.

5 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Hurts reading new stuff don't it?

Does for me.

Well, it's Creative Assembly, not 343, the Total War devs, surely you trust them more then a company that named themselves after Guilty Spark 

Back to the topic of Halo and Atriox, the first time I saw the Red Team vs Atriox cutscene I too was like "whatever, bullshit", but I read his comic, and my opinion changed to this guy is awesome. He subverts every Brute trait from the series so far, and it's only five issues with really good art, probably the best Halo comic since ODST all the years back. You guys should give it a shot.

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Halo-Rise-of-Atriox

2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

The 20 minute demo was the scariest thing I’ve ever played. 

It was pretty crazy how atmospheric and horrifying Hideo made a looping hall segment. And all the shit was packed in it. 

It's pretty telling how good it was since it's inspired countless copy games. And it was just a demo...

This talk about Konami reminds me...always mourning

I don't know any other game that had more big names involved (western and Japanese. Hideo, Junji, Guilmero, Norman Reedus) It was going to be the perfect horror game, and they took it from us.

Eh, I don't mind Skyrim getting so many ports. What's wrong with that? Just means more people can expierence this gem of a game. Classic games always get alot of ports. Look at Rezi4.

https://kotaku.com/resident-evil-games-ranked-by-number-of-ports-1818851198

LOL I still don't think it's a defilement of the franchise. That would be Konami making gambling machines-

Oh wait. 

*Cries and screams to himself* 

10 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Pete Hines basically handwaved the whole thing anyway, so I take it about as seriously as the random encounters in Fallout 2. Though at least those were actually intended as jokes. This one was stupidity played straight.

I dont know it sounds like something from a really weird Spanish Soap Opera. To keep my sanity intact, i'll tell myself it was the writers dicking around,

6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

I think I’ll just shoot the kid.

Can't unless you mod it.

3 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

That quest gets so much worse. His parents are actually still living in the busted up house down the street as ghouls, and between the fridge and the house is a lone slaver who tries to buy the kid off you. The whole thing is terrible, makes zero sense, and contradicts tons of the lore we have on ghouls, even from Fallout 3.

Nah that actually sounds pretty hilarious, like in a so awful it's pretty fucking funny sort of way 

The worst, the worst fucking thing is apparently according to the datamine, their recycling several of the cut bosses they forced Hideo to scrap from Phantom Pain because of time restraints. Those...those bastards! 

Another horrible thing is they bullied Masahiro Ito, the legendary art director of Silent Hill, into doing the designs for the creatures in the game. Went from this,

To these retarded things (What the fuck are they?! It's like they strapped a fucking rock to a Zombie head.)

13 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

 I feel your pain, bro.

What the fuck...I...i've never got that random encounter.

Nah it aint the same. That's jumping the Shark. This is raping the shark then eating it alive.

Ahahahahahha guys a new Metal Gear game is coming out tomorrow!  A new Metal Gear game can't you fucking believe it? It's going to be badass! A new game in my favorite frachise after the awesome Phantom Pain! Guys i'm so excited! Doesn't it look awesome! Konami is great!

*Internel Screaming* 

2 hours ago, Centurion said:

That was a pretty cool movie. Favourite part by far was the V rex.

The game was awesome too. Kinda like a first person Dino crisis.

1 minute ago, Centurion said:

 

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The Nordic war cry scares many a weak bitch elf lol.

And yes it was more of a pain resistance thing than a magic resistance thing. I like to think it was a weaker shock spell, because the Thalmor wanted to take his time with Ubbe instead of stopping his heart in one go.

Hell, I didn’t want Ubbe to be an officer anyway. He’s more of a weapon, waiting to be released by the officers lol.

Seems like you like writing grunts like yourself 

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

I love how you’re so lost to the yuri that you spelled plebeians as plesbians.  

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Looks at Balrog's pic

I found a compromise  

I drink milk. Nothing to be ashamed of.

3 minutes ago, BTCollins said:

What’re y’all gonna do with us peasants?

PLESBIANS DON"T HAVE NAMES

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

I was joking because Colonel jumped on it so quick, but hell I’ll take it!  

Are you sure we can actually have separate names though? Because I don’t wanna end up as the three Abyssal Cephaliarchs.

So like the Three Musketeers of they were Cthulhu horrors?

2 minutes ago, BTCollins said:

Y’all all gotta take different Herma Mora titles. One can be Woodland Man, one the Demon Prince of Knowledge, and one Abyssal Cephaliarch 

I'll be the Abyssal Cephaliarch (I like edgy)

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Side note, Admins, all this Daedra talk just reminded me, we were supposed to change the "admin" name to something else. We should discuss that later.

 

I say Dictators!

I thought MK had fallen out of favor with the TES community. Do people still hold his word to be the holy gospel?