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Balrog Didn’t Want a Poll  

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  1. 1. Balrog Didn’t Want a Poll

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    • Suck it.
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    • Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
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12 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

 

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I’m not saying I’d fuck him, buuuuut if he was like “Ey my nigga lemme fuck ya bitch...”

Well....

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Wouldn’t immediately say no XD I’d give him the courtesy of thinking about it and kindly explain that I’d like to, but then she wouldn’t be my bitch anymore.

Edited by ColonelKillaBee

"Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee

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Jesus said pussy is not the way, Centurion.

Yea though She may be narrow, tight and smooth, the pathway to heaven is wide and full of trials and trepidation.

Take not the easy path, the path of misleading splendor and thots, for it leads to that most macabre and desolate place, filled with the entrapments and machinations of those most ancient and primordial...

Things born of abominable union in the festering bowels...

of the Darkest Dungeon. 

"Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee

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^ Fuck you

So I was just sleeping, right? Like good sleeping. The kind of sleeping you only get when it’s a Saturday morning and you ain’t got shit to do. I was out cold.

And I was having a great dream. Not something crazy fun or exciting. It was surreal and happy. I was in a hotel room on a beach, and then my old dog (who is dead now) showed up and started playing with the one I’ve got now. Then my parents came and behind them were my grandparents, looking fit and healthy even though they’re dead too. Everyone is happy and making jokes and then they surprise me by bringing in my brother who I ain’t seen in months. He and I start talking and then...

Fucking Colonel wakes me up for a damn prank call. Fucker. Now I’m wide awake. Course I ignored you. :realmad:

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It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it.

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You’re in for a treat. The first book might be a little slow for you because the show is very close to it compared to all the books and seasons that come next. But it’s still got enough stuff that’s exclusive to it to not be boring.

Also, all the extra names and houses might take a few sessions to get used to. The appendix can help, but I imagine you won’t need it.

It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it.

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I’ve just come to accept the fact that unless you see a marvel movie or star wars movie, anything super popular on opening night or the day after, that you’re gonna be spoiled. Not even mad. Even if it was a comment on a completely random post.

"Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee

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