The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I haven’t beat it yet so this might change, but right now Hosea is my favorite. I’m oddly fond of Bill Williamson too. That dude is all muscle, whiskey, and heart. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I haven’t beat it yet so this might change, but right now Hosea is my favorite. I’m oddly fond of Bill Williamson too. That dude is all muscle, whiskey, and heart. Despite him being basically Micah in the first game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Tahiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Tahiti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: It pissed me off a little It was all C list Norse characters you got to murder. I'll whoop yo ass, Baldr is AAA 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Despite him being basically Micah in the first game Nah, Bill can be bad at times, but he isn’t nearly as terrible of a person as Micah. Even at his worst. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I'll whoop yo ass, Baldr is AAA There’s no bias here, folks. Move along. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I'll whoop yo ass, Baldr is AAA No he fucking isn't he's the dude who gets killed by his autistic blind brother who throws a dart at his fucking head. He's the biggest loser in the entire Norse Pantheon Mistletoe! What kind of fucking weakness is fucking MISTLETOE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: No he fucking isn't he's the dude who gets killed by his autistic blind brother who throws a dart at his fucking head. He's the biggest loser in the entire Norse Pantheon Mistletoe! What kind of fucking weakness is fucking MISTLETOE?! ...and despite all that likely got more pussy than anyone in the entire pantheon He was killed/tricked by a hatin ass jealous ass petty ass motherfucker, the folly of all real niggas. Literally only one motherfucker disliked Baldr, and that was Loki. Everyone else was spitshining this dude's shaft. That's no loser lol. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: He's the biggest loser in the entire Norse Pantheon Debatable. When Ragnorak happens, Baldr is supposed to return from the dead and be one of the only gods to preside over the new world. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: ...and despite all that likely got more pussy than anyone in the entire pantheon He was killed by a hatin ass jealous ass petty ass motherfucker, the folly of all real niggas. Literally only one motherfucker disliked Baldr, and that was Loki. Everyone else was spitshining this dude's shaft. That's no loser lol. And he gets to hang around in the second worst place imaginable, Nifielheimfor tens of thousands of years with no hoes and only undead to keep him company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Debatable. When Ragnorak happens, Baldr is supposed to return from the dead and be one of the only gods to preside over the new world. I don't know about you, but the dude who gets one shot from a fucking plant dosen't inspire confidence in his leadership to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, The Secret Sunbro said: NERD SOULS Norse Mythology is one of the most badass things ever made Basically every fantasy work takes inspiration from it. LOTR, [redacted] Souls, TES, Witcher. EVERYTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I don't know about you, but the dude who gets one shot from a fucking plant dosen't inspire confidence in his leadership to me None of them do for me, except maybe Thor if I wanted to kick some giant ass. I’m just saying, Baldr ain’t exactly unimportant. Plus, even though a prick by mistletoe might kill him, he could still tank literally everything else in the world. That’s pretty badass. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I don't know about you, but the dude who gets one shot from a fucking plant dosen't inspire confidence in his leadership to me I'd follow this dude "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Secret Sunbro said: NERD SOULS Nigga you cried because Doc told you to git gud, shutup NERD "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I'd follow this dude That Baldur looks like fucking Connor Mcgregor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Nigga you cried because Doc told you to git gud, shutup NERD Yeah at least when Colonel got fucked by the Crystal Bitches he took it like a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, The Secret Sunbro said: Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop bop. You're dead. That's for Cynthia... who's dead. I swear the things you and Czar say and post sometimes may as well be in Sangheili, I have no idea what half of it means. 1 1 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I swear the things you and Czar say and post sometimes may as well be in Sangheili, I have no idea what half of it means. https://www.halopedia.org/Sangheili_(language) You could try translating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: That Baldur looks like fucking Connor Mcgregor Connor wishes he had a swing like that. Wouldn't have gotten rocked so hard against Mayweather "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I'd follow this dude The god of drug-strong methheads. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, The Secret Sunbro said: Casual Nigga let me load up this ps4. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Nigga let me load up this ps4. [REDACTED] TIME FUCKING REDACTED TIME! DOCTOR GET THE POPCORN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I'll remind you I fucked Pontiff on the first try on (censored), and Balrog STILL is afraid to get lit up lol. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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