ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2020 Author Share Posted May 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Elden Ring is looking strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I was thinking bloodborne, especially given the nature of the dlc "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2020 Author Share Posted May 27, 2020 Being serious, it reminds me alot of the Profaned Capital. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 They themselves describe the dlc as a gothic adventure so the comparisons make sense "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2020 Author Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: They themselves describe the dlc as a gothic adventure so the comparisons make sense Some additional horror elements are never a bad thing Unless when it's Beth Fallout's shitty references. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 27, 2020 Author Share Posted May 27, 2020 More random Elden Ring fanart. (All this for a game we practically know nothing about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 Admit it, these edge lords have bigger balls then the Hunters, they don't have guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 The only mod I'd ever play online, on a family account. https://youtu.be/AzV8ZVJTBaE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 This Bloodborne Kart meme is getting out of hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 When Balrog finally duels Colonel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: When Balrog finally duels Colonel I guess you’re not a fellow subscriber to the theory that Balrog is actually a top tier Dark Souls badass who refuses to sully his blade with the blood of an unworthy opponent? 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: I guess you’re not a fellow subscriber to the theory that Balrog is actually a top tier Dark Souls badass who refuses to sully his blade with the blood of an unworthy opponent? Lowkey the small child is Colonel after he unleashes the raw cosmic power Balrog has hidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Therapist: Deacons of the Deep aren't real they cant hurt you. Deacons of the Deep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Phew good god after not playing Bloodborne since the beginning of this year, jumping back in against Martyr Spam wasnt easy. Took me four attempts and I only died due to his spam, which once I got back in the groove dodged without effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 My sister beat the Taruas Demon in three tries. She was able to figure out the gimmick herself. She almost raged quit when the Black Knight kept killing her, but I told her she could fight it later when she was stronger Got passed the Dragon. I told her Gywn and his gang are the good guys, she'll be a champion of flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: I told her Gywn and his gang are the good guys, she'll be a champion of flame A lie will remain a lie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: A lie will remain a lie! Go fucking jump off a cliff tentacle roots Team Vendrick for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Go fucking jump off a cliff tentacle roots Team Vendrick for life! So team hollow and mindless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 It’ll be the funniest shit ever if the child decides on her own to extinguish the fire, becomes a Darkwraith, and starts grieving Sunbros. Balrog would be heartbroken. Though tbh I wouldn’t expect her to get much farther. The early parts have lots of easy solutions and gimmicks that a little kid can figure out. But some of the upcoming bosses? I kinda doubt it. No way she reaches Ornstein and Smough, but if she somehow does, that’ll be a brick wall. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: It’ll be the funniest shit ever if the child decides on her own to extinguish the fire, becomes a Darkwraith, and starts grieving Sunbros. Balrog would be heartbroken. Though tbh I wouldn’t expect her to get much farther. The early parts have lots of easy solutions and gimmicks that a little kid can figure out. But some of the upcoming bosses? I kinda doubt it. No way she reaches Ornstein and Smough, but if she somehow does, that’ll be a brick wall. I'm pretty doubtful myself, since I remember wanting to quit when I reached that fight on my own playthrough, but I powered through after a few hours of deaths Though i'll say Blighttown is when most people who aren't going to finish the game quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: No way she reaches Ornstein and Smough, but if she somehow does, that’ll be a brick wall. Doc, she has the single greatest Dark Souls player of all time helping her. His radiant godlike skill at PVP shall be her guiding light. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 @BigBossBalrog According to PlaystaPlay's upload of the trailer, it comes with some kind of Fractured Mode, and options for better graphics or 60fps in the options menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 11, 2020 Author Share Posted June 11, 2020 IT LOOKS SO GOOD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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