Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #24

[The Good Doctor]

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Don’t get me wrong, Nilfgaard IS trash, but this... this is too far.

[BigBossBalrog]

2 hours ago, The Good Doctor said:

Ever since seeing the Nilfgaardian armor, my expectations haven’t been very high. It looks like a wadded up trash bag.

The funny thing is the Temerian armor actually looks good

[The Good Doctor]

At the very least, you need your villains to not be a joke. How are we supposed to take them seriously as a threat to Superman Geralt looking like that?

[The Good Doctor]

As stupid as Horse Armor was, it did give us that hilarious dialogue exchange where the orc stablemaster says in a bored voice that all her horses are gone and that it’s a big mystery. And you can respond like “Did you... did you eat them?”

 

And then she gets super defensive and burps.

[Centurion]

3 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

I mean it looks a little low quality is the thing Centurion.

Czar don’t make me put you on blast

[The Good Doctor]

2 minutes ago, Centurion said:

Czar don’t make me put you on blast

I gotchu.  

To Czar:

“Something something you don’t get pussy. Something something I get tons of pussy. Hair. Ranger panties. You can’t talk until you smash. Pussy. Tattoo. Pussy.”

[Centurion]

2 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said:

He has a point man. Not trying to put your tat down, but going back and looking at it makes me kind of worried about you lol.

Do neither of you know what American traditional/Sailor Jerry style is?

[Centurion]

2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I gotchu.  

To Czar:

“Something something you don’t get pussy. Something something I get tons of pussy. Hair. Ranger panties. You can’t talk until you smash. Pussy. Tattoo. Pussy.”

Lol not this time

[Centurion]

1 minute ago, Daddy Solaire said:

Oh I do, but I also know good art. Which imo those kinds of tattoos aren't good art. 

And that’s your opinion. I like the style so 

[Centurion]

6 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said:

Nothing wrong with that. I will say the lines are clean though. 

The lines are cleaning and the shading is good so I’m happy.

[ColonelKillaBee]

58 minutes ago, Centurion said:

Do neither of you know what American traditional/Sailor Jerry style is?

Nigga are you a sailor tho  

37 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said:

@ColonelKillaBee

Haha keep dreaming. Only one that has a pass here is the Doc, cause he a real dope boy.

[ColonelKillaBee]

If the the tattoo makes you happy, that’s all that matters. My dad hates mine, but fuck my dad lol. Everyone else likes it, even people that just think it’s some tribal bear.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Got the X max iPhone thingy

[The Good Doctor]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Nigga are you a sailor tho  

Haha keep dreaming. Only one that has a pass here is the Doc, cause he a real dope boy

I traded mine to some Mexican guy for a B pass after Trump got elected. That’s just where the market seemed to be trending. So if one of them no good beaners shows up calling you the n-word, it’s probably my fault.

[ColonelKillaBee]

15 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I traded mine to some Mexican guy for a B pass after Trump got elected. That’s just where the market seemed to be trending. So if one of them no good beaners shows up calling you the n-word, it’s probably my fault.

It’s all good, you can have Celans.

[ColonelKillaBee]

You fell in love with Florida Man, now let me introduce you to his crazy ex girlfriend/baby momma, Florida Woman:

 

[The Good Doctor]

I feel like half the population of Florida are just Mad Max characters who were born in the wrong year on the wrong continent. 

[BigBossBalrog]

1 hour ago, Daddy Solaire said:

I need this game. It's so stupid.

Hearts of Iron is amazing. I tried playing as France once, still got butt fucked by Germany 

[BigBossBalrog]

*That music* 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Yawn. Call me when it’s fuckin done already.

[BigBossBalrog]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Yawn. Call me when it’s fuckin done already.

Can't rush something this large  They even got Azura's voice actress from Skyrim to narrate the trailer. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Yawn.

[ColonelKillaBee]

I’ll be accidentally sitting on my balls by the time this is done.

[BigBossBalrog]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Yawn.

Your cynicism is making me yawn