Civil War Aftermath OOC #4

[ColonelKillaBee]

 

Baldur singing to let the Imperials and elves know he still comin for em after the first attack.

[The Good Doctor]

Don’t forget the Redguards, who sing to let everyone know that their nuke swords are now armed.  

[Centurion]

@The Good Doctor Can I get you to paint an Ubbe scene lmao

[The Good Doctor]

6 hours ago, Centurion said:

@The Good Doctor Can I get you to paint an Ubbe scene lmao

This will be fun. 

[BigBossBalrog]

Everytime I read the last few posts with Baldur, my reaction 99 percent of the time is "Fucking Nords...."  

[The Good Doctor]

The Clan Who Does Not Recognize the Threat of Global Warming just needs to get wiped off the face of Nirn.  Fuckers have been way more trouble than they’re worth. 

[BigBossBalrog]

Dark Souls Item description,  Ruins of a Nordic settlement

"A  strange, flimsy artifact artefacts encrusted with Walrus Semen, that reek of self importance, tradition and swearing.  

This strange item belongs to dead, sea-faring culture of annoying Northmen. If humanity is so annoying, why bother with it all? 

Throw at Elves to enact snickering, pompous laughter. "

[The Good Doctor]

And Bralla... I hope Baldur has judged her character more astutely than he did Brund back when he promoted him to General, or else the Orcs might be in for a bad time. 

[BigBossBalrog]

1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

And Bralla... I hope Baldur has judged her character more astutely than he did Brund back when he promoted him to General, or else the Orcs might be in for a bad time. 

Baldur's friends are a dude who burned down a city, some psycho girl that's probably going to become a serial killer, and Dales (which say's enough).  I don't think he's a good judge of character 

[The Good Doctor]

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Baldur's friends are a dude who burned down a city

Riften sucks anyway.

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

some psycho girl that's probably going to become a serial killer

Not a psycho and also not his friend.  

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

and Dales

He needed an LGBT friend for PR reasons.

Anyway, you’re cherry picking. Rebec, Mazoga, Torsten, Bully, Daric, the Gray-Manes, and a whole bunch of others are fine people. 

[The Good Doctor]

And Maori. 

[BigBossBalrog]

Or maybe it's just that he likes people are just as weird and assholish as he himself is 

[BigBossBalrog]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

And Maori. 

Brund should have eaten him 

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Brund should have eaten him 

Imagine the taunts it would have inspired during his final duel.

[The Good Doctor]

Balrog: "Baldur is a weird asshole who surrounds himself with weird assholes."

Balrog less than a minute later: "I wish the evil rapist had eaten that nice elf."

[BigBossBalrog]

38 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Balrog: "Baldur is a weird asshole who surrounds himself with weird assholes."

Balrog less than a minute later: "I wish the evil rapist had eaten that nice elf."

It wasn't me! Lorgar was typing! 

[TheCzarsHussar]

Balrog confirmed vore fetish.

[Centurion]

Ubbe likes blood. Like elf blood. Orcs are elves. Orcs bleed.....

[The Good Doctor]

Anyone wanna take a guess why Ubbe wasn’t chosen for this diplomatic mission?

[ColonelKillaBee]

If I could choose anyone it’d be veleda 

[Centurion]

10 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Anyone wanna take a guess why Ubbe wasn’t chosen for this diplomatic mission?

I’m just sayin when it’s no longer a diplomatic mission 

[The Good Doctor]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

If I could choose anyone it’d be veleda 

Good choice. Gotta agree there.

[Centurion]

Hate to say it but I get more motivated to write for tes than I do for fallout but that’s just how it is. I’m always getting ideas for Ubbe and Aetius-(waiting for the war). Then I just sit there and am scrapped for ideas when it comes to Matt and Patton

[ColonelKillaBee]

Once me n doc are done I got one for unbeatable, we already got most of this done so.

Gonna combine it with the beginning of Bralla’s March as well.

[The Good Doctor]

14 minutes ago, Centurion said:

I’m just sayin when it’s no longer a diplomatic mission 

I think Baldur should just give him a single member of the Clan Who Wants to Watch the World Burn every day until the war starts. Ubbe gets to sate his bloodlust and they get punished for being a bunch of sniveling dickheads.