ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I’ve accepted it. I don’t care anymore. Fuck it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: The guy at the desk got mad at me and said I better be done in a week and ready for the next one I always start things late It reads pretty easy, but that's not going to happen. Have you seen the later books? I'm re-reading them myself now. Just started A Storm of Swords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Yea they’re really not that big tbh, Stephen king had some monsters too "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I was thinking all four were like 1500 pages and 2/3rds of it were just names n armor descriptions "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 7 hours ago, Centurion said: He says noting full well he hasn’t even sneezed in the direction of a woman That's actually why my aunt Emily to this day still thinks I'm gay, because I never talk about wanting to fuck women around my grandpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: That's actually why my aunt Emily to this day still thinks I'm gay, because I never talk about wanting to fuck women around my grandpa You’re doing fine lol, hoes are like boats. Guarantee it ain’t her first voyage, likely rode with more than one person, at the same time, and you’ll forever be spending money on it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Yea they’re really not that big tbh, Stephen king had some monsters too A Storm of Swords approaches the size of the entire LotR trilogy combined on its own. So does A Dance with Dragons and he had to cut a bunch of it out and move it to Winds. The first book is easily the shortest. http://cesspit.net/drupal/node/1869/ But yeah, King wrote some big ass book too. I think a couple of his were even longer than Storm. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: That's actually why my aunt Emily to this day still thinks I'm gay, because I never talk about wanting to fuck women around my grandpa Hell even my mom knows about my sexual adventures like they came to visit me in Hawaii last year and while they were here I ditched them one night to go get some sight Asian poon Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Centurion said: Hell even my mom knows about my sexual adventures like they came to visit me in Hawaii last year and while they were here I ditched them one night to go get some sight Asian poon Yes yes, you are a whore, we know 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Yes yes, you are a whore, we know Why limit yourself lol you only get one life, might as well live it to the fullest! Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 This is exactly why hoes ain’t shit. Thots everywhere. Like that slut above me. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just think, I was 13 when I stumbled upon your tumblr. Lmao before I had even kissed a girl, and now I’ve lost track of how many girls and guys I’ve been with Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Centurion gonna wind up with some diseases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Fucking finally. My ears have been stuffed up from being sick for like a week and a half, both just now popped. I. Can. HEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, Centurion said: Just think, I was 13 when I stumbled upon your tumblr. Lmao before I had even kissed a girl, and now I’ve lost track of how many girls and guys I’ve been with This might be my fault then lol... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 True Detective theme with Red Dead Redemption. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Watchin endgame tonight, will have to watch it in Imax later, tickets sold out for now, but at least I can watch without anymore spoilers. Pray for my bladder. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Pray for my bladder. Lord of the Rings fans: “Cute.” It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I guess not being big on social media has paid off for me. I haven’t been spoiled on anything, or really even heard much about it. Only found out it was this weekend earlier this week. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Lord of the Rings fans: “Cute.” Three hours bruh. Three hours. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: I guess not being big on social media has paid off for me. I haven’t been spoiled on anything, or really even heard much about it. Only found out it was this weekend earlier this week. I wasn't on social media, I was reading an article about the fucking black hole they took a picture of a few weeks ago. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Three hours bruh. Three hours. I know. Marvel is all out of fucks to give. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Drank my water now so when I wake up from my nap, I'll pee right there and hopefully won't need to again. Emergency urinary venting may be necessary prior to my motion picture embarking, though calculations predict this to be an unnecessary measure. Recalibrating hydrogen-based cellular venting for maximum bodily absorption and increasing internal temperatures so that excess H20 can be secreted via sudoriparous glands. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Be prepared for the ant man lube scene. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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