TheCzarsHussar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Mmmmhhh, dummy thunk I am. ~Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 I think I missed something, though it sounds like it's for the best. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 48 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said: On a more serious topic hate on The Phantom Menace all you want. But the battle music for Darth Maul will always be my favorite. I think I'm the only one here that actually liked the prequels almost as they were. If I could fix anything, it'd be just to get rid of at least 75 percent of all the political explanations and talking, and fill it with more lightsabers. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 based on the other comments I think it had to do with Yoda being Dummy Thicc so here we are 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 For 1800 dollars why are you getting anything less than top of the line, which would be 2080 rtx? Cant go wrong with the 1660 tho. Lol I’m still rocking the gtx 1070 tho, might upgrade when Cyberpunk comes out. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Great episode I love it when he invites his army buddy. Or marine, I forget which. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Tyrian: Polish My Staff Camp Ability- Only works with non nords. Nords asked to polish his staff will berate the Thalmor agent and cause him 20 stress. Non Nords asked will be dealt 10 stress points while ridding Tyrian of all his stress, and granting him extra accuracy points and debuff effectiveness against human, undead and Eldritch enemies alike. Lorgar is the only Nord that can polish his staff, and receives -20 stress when Tyrian tells him he’s being a good boy after the deed. 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 32 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Tyrian: Polish My Staff Camp Ability- Only works with non nords. Nords asked to polish his staff will berate the Thalmor agent and cause him 20 stress. Non Nords asked will be dealt 10 stress points while ridding Tyrian of all his stress, and granting him extra accuracy points and debuff effectiveness against human, undead and Eldritch enemies alike. Lorgar is the only Nord that can polish his staff, and receives -20 stress when Tyrian tells him he’s being a good boy after the deed. A unique outcome happens when Theu is asked. Permanent noodle dick is cast causing a permanent lower stress cap and +30 stress is received by Tyrian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share Posted May 19, 2019 Lorgar Camp Ability: Uncle Ruckus. Causes 50 stress to Nord. Takes away 50 stress from Imperials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Ineffective for any actual Nords. Only Imperial Nords are affected. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Upgrade that CPU to i7 later, you don't wanna skimp out on that or you'll have dumb issues due to the gpu outperforming the cpu. It matters for processing speed in the background. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 6 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said: A unique outcome happens when Theu is asked. Permanent noodle dick is cast causing a permanent lower stress cap and +30 stress is received by Tyrian. What got you on this noodle dick thing? Get dicks outta your head brother... Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Be proud of ya boy, I actually went on a real date today instead of a booty call 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Centurion said: Be proud of ya boy, I actually went on a real date today instead of a booty call Let’s see how long it lasts. I challenge you to find at least ten things you have in common before banging her. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Not that I have much right to judge. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Let’s see how long it lasts. I challenge you to find at least ten things you have in common before banging her. Oh I’m definitely getting booty before date 3, I’m just sayin, hey I didn’t fuck and block this time (which has been the standard operating procedure since August ) Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Why do my dogs keep turning into dogs first Tijhan, now you lol. Im proud to say I’ve only banged and blocked once. I’ll be sure to remind god of that during my judgement. Pretty good in this day and age. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Well, twice if u count an ex. Not the same tho if you ask me. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Well, twice if u count an ex. Not the same tho if you ask me. You in the clear on that one 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Why do my dogs keep turning into dogs first Tijhan, now you lol. Im proud to say I’ve only banged and blocked once. I’ll be sure to remind god of that during my judgement. Pretty good in this day and age. I looked at my Snapchat block list and there’s 17 blocked snaps and that’s just the snap chats, I can’t even begin to guess what the number would be if I could accumulate all the tinder profiles Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 I just noticed that you challenged me to find 10 things in common before I beat them cheeks, but I’m gonna need a tighter focus group for these ten things in common. Like what are you wanting here? Lol 23 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: lol I had to quote because @ing you didn’t work Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Centurion said: I just noticed that you challenged me to find 10 things in common before I beat them cheeks, but I’m gonna need a tighter focus group for these ten things in common. Like what are you wanting here? Lol lol I had to quote because @ing you didn’t work I don’t care lol you’re grown. Beat the cheeks, heathen. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I don’t care lol you’re grown. Beat the cheeks, heathen. No no no, you issued a challenge and I am honor bound to accept Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Jesus the H-Building is like an alien world. First one to Biology on the first day. Really like my teacher though, only four other students this semester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Centurion said: No no no, you issued a challenge and I am honor bound to accept I have to work today seriously, stuff who you like. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 20, 2019 Author Share Posted May 20, 2019 https://www.modiphius.com/elder-scrolls.html Elder Scrolls is getting an official tabletop wargame set in the Civil War between the Stormcloaks and Imperials. A little disappointing it's going to be Skirmish level but sounds pretty fucking cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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