BigBossBalrog Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I had no idea how much cats love catnip it’s like cat crack. You have no idea. My already energetic cat turns into a berserker as soon as I give it to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Guess who’s playing Batman next. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Guess who’s playing Batman next. There’s gonna be a new Batman? uh, Jaime Lannister’s actor. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Guess who’s playing Batman next. ...the gay Vampire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: ...the gay Vampire. Almost. The gay fairy pretending to be a vampire 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Wait, Balrog wasn’t joking? Who are y’all talking about? The dude from Twilight? 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Wait, Balrog wasn’t joking? Who are y’all talking about? The dude from Twilight? ...yes. *cries* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Good Doctor Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: ...yes. *cries* This should be fun. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I’m so upset dude "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 PSA specifically for Balrog: https://gservator.tumblr.com/post/184933295370 That’s you in two years 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 I do not partake in the evil art of Loli. I am safe. Canada, unlike the states, actually persecutes the sick fucks who watch that stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 We would, but too many politicians like Biden around. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 10 hours ago, The Good Doctor said: There’s gonna be a new Batman? uh, Jaime Lannister’s actor. Ya know, this wouldn’t be a bad choice if they made him a brunette. On 5/15/2019 at 6:25 PM, Celan said: TL:DR, Rage 2 is 47.5MB on the Bethesda.net launcher and 425MB on Steam due to Denuvo DRM Wasn’t gonna get this anyway more than likely even though it does look pretty fun but especially not now. I mean, I have the space and I’m getting a big SSD soon but that’s besides the point really. Fuck em ya know? I’m tired of their shit. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ya know, this wouldn’t be a bad choice if they made him a brunette. They basically did that in GoT anyway. Besides Cersei, the Lannisters over time went from golden haired to straight up muddy brown and auburn. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Indeed, which was kinda odd, and people called it character development Imagine if that was normal and Baldur came out of Windhelm with like, Red brown hair people would be like nigga, the fuck did you do?! 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Indeed, which was kinda odd, and people called it character development Imagine if that was normal and Baldur came out of Windhelm with like, Red brown hair people would be like nigga, the fuck did you do?! It’s especially weird because hair color was such a major detail in season 1. The entire reason that Jon Arryn and Ned were set on the trail of discovering that Cersei’s kids were bastards is because they had golden hair. It’s also funny that Stannis uses this evidence as well because literally every Baratheon ever has had black hair and it tends to override the other parent’s traits... but the girl they cast as Stannis’s daughter had brown hair. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 I don't know if I should laugh or cry this exists. VN's is a weird genre. At least take solace in the fact Hitler is being tormented from the grave and is a joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 7 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Wasn’t gonna get this anyway more than likely even though it does look pretty fun but especially not now. I mean, I have the space and I’m getting a big SSD soon but that’s besides the point really. Fuck em ya know? I’m tired of their shit. I wasn't either, but it shows the hijinks they're up to currently, no doubt to promote their shitty launcher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 55 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I don't know if I should laugh or cry this exists. VN's is a weird genre. At least take solace in the fact Hitler is being tormented from the grave and is a joke. I hate japan. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 Which of our RP characters do you take on a dungeon delve into a cultist and abomination infested ruin? You can take four. Describe your party. Things to watch out for and manage, stress, sanity, defensive and offensive capabilities,supplies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Baldur is perfect as he doubles both as crazy offensive skills from the front, And second, and he can lob fireballs from third and the back tho it’s not his most effective spot. He can sing songs to heal the party’s sanity, except Dales who will actually suffer from hearing Nordic tales of adventure and skill. He can do this in any slot. Does have defensive skills and when paired with Rebec and Boldir, his shield wall skill is more effective, but he’s better suited towards evading, and using the bard skill increases his evasion chances when attacked, and chance of landing a crit on riposte. Rebec is my slot 3, as she can shoot her crossbow, and it’s very deadly. Her thu’um lets her stun enemies which is incredibly useful and her whirlwind sprint lets her immediately go to whatever position you want. Very mobile and versatile skill, and her shield wall is more effective when Boldir and Baldur have theirs activated as well. Boldir also has a stress heal with his flute, has the most defense, and has a berserk mode that stresses out non Nordic characters And that doubles his accuracy and increases crit chance. He is an absolute tank and can shield other characters with his shield wall, and it’s more effective when used alongside Rebec and Baldur. Fourth party member: Insert token wizard/elf/milk drinker. 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 All three of these warriors consume more food than normal. Rebec heals stress for herself at camp by drinking. All of them have this ability but she heals the most from it. Baldur has a stress healing ability specifically for Rebec that also heals and gets rid of their negative status effects called Rock Her Boat, and of course his bard singing, more effective if paired with Boldirs flute at camp. Rebec can scout ahead for danger to prevent an ambush. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Rebec always comes with the negative trait of alcoholic, Baldur always comes with the negative trait sadist, and Boldir comes with the negative trait Widower. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Theu would be a party member that needs to be kept in the back. He would have very high sanity and magic abilities but is really squishy and cannot raise other member's sanity. His melee ability is abysmal and arcane can be furthered either in mysticism+ destruction or pure mysticism for unlocking older more wicked magic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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