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Balrog Didn’t Want a Poll  

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  1. 1. Balrog Didn’t Want a Poll

    • So here it is.
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    • Suck it.
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    • Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
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28 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

BITCH, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Ey lemme tell ya sumthin, ima git ya bitch a cummin, she comin to my coven wid all my sistas and my cousins, I spread her legs like butter, she a easy bake oven, me an my nigga Baldur stuff er like a fuckin muffin.

Bitch no I ain’t bluffin, bitch no we ain’t buggin, got her hands down and to this bed frame bitch I’m cuffin, the head game insane bitch I’m bout to blow her brains out, eat er roundabout then beat the pussy till the lips pout,

Bitch my name is Dales, the pussy never stale, I beat it to the mattress till I knock it off the rails, I like the ass fat, pussy juicy, skin pale, and I got the pussy shivering like niggas in the Pale. 

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Ey, ey, eyyyy,

Look at me bitch, yea it’s Baldur, got er shoutin, I’m shoutin off a mountain, got er gushin, water spoutin,

Faster faster faster, I spit flames, no spell caster, I’m slathering ya bitch, covered in that alabaster,

I’m livin in the pussy, cause ya bitch a homebody, yea she nasty, she a hotty, spread the pussy like wasabi,

My bitches all ratchet, my crown stay fuckin jagged, keep ya hoe from round me, cause if I see cooch, I’ma snag it...

Ya bitch say that she need a King, and that ya dick game dwindled, I’m cracking skulls, we breakin hulls cause bitch I’m Unkindled.

BITCH

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"Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee

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End game of what?

I'm still playing Pathfinder Kingmaker myself. It's huge, and some of the best story and character writing I've seen in a long time. Better than Pillars of Eternity, though combat is challenging even on candyass difficulty.

 

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I don’t know if I’m gonna see End Game in theaters or not. I usually go see those movies with my brothers but they’re out of the state. And for backup I would head to Tennessee and see it with my friends in Nashville, but they all moved off too.

So... eh. Not gonna bother to watch it on my own.

It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it.

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Just now, The Good Doctor said:

I don’t know if I’m gonna see End Game in theaters or not. I usually go see those movies with my brothers but they’re out of the state. And for backup I would head to Tennessee and see it with my friends in Nashville, but they all moved off too.

So... eh. Not gonna bother to watch it on my own.

You can always fly up to Toronto and watch it with me XD

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