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Dead Pool- Who will not make it through chapter 4? (choose 3)  

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  1. 1. Deadest Characters Edition

    • General Gracchus Ceno
      0
    • Admiral Tacitus Meridius
      1
    • High King Baldur Red-Snow
      1
    • Boldir Iron-Brow
      2
    • King Theodore Adrard
      0
    • Sir Thomas Maric
      0
    • Nahfahlaan
      1
    • Ubbe the Savage
      1


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3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

elves

 

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

thick beards,

O.o

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2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

Someone blew their brains out in a nearby park that same morning but I dont think its correlated.

I guess the times don’t add up? Because otherwise that seems like... super correlated. XD 

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11 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

I guess the times don’t add up? Because otherwise that seems like... super correlated. XD 

Actually they do match. I suppose this old guy could have murdered this young woman and then went to a different park and kill himself. 

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They're Sea Giants, the chads of the giant world. They even have half giant savages in their command, meaning these BOSSES go around raiding, killing, AND they fuck yo bitch to make a bunch of ugly ice blue Lyris wannabes...


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1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

They're Sea Giants, the chads of the giant world. They even have half giant savages in their command, meaning these BOSSES go around raiding, killing, AND they fuck yo bitch to make a bunch of ugly ice blue Lyris wannabes...

There's a good chance these might actually be canon Roscreans. That or just inhabitants of unammed islands north of Skyrim that isn't Roscrea.

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They're immune to cold so I'm thinking they come from Atmora.

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4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

They're immune to cold so I'm thinking they come from Atmora.

Their population must have died off then between ESO and the Third/Fourth era then.

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Just now, TheCzarsHussar said:

Their population must have died off then between ESO and the Third/Fourth era then.

That or they're just really rare/Bethesda's not cool enough to make up something like that so we can just pretend they were there the whole time. They did have those troll giants, whatever those things were, but who cares lol.


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29 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Bethesda's not cool enough to make up something like that

It’s this. We all know it’s this. 

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I would imagine they could have settlements on Islands, and hunt leviathans and sea monsters as a food source. 

43 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

That or they're just really rare/Bethesda's not cool enough to make up something like that so we can just pretend they were there the whole time. They did have those troll giants, whatever those things were, but who cares lol.

I would imagine there like the Sea Elves, they rarely show up on mainland Tamriel. 

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1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said:

Although they coming from islands is certainly also a possibility.

We know according to diolauge that they came from north of Skyrim.

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4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

I would imagine they could have settlements on Islands, and  hunting leviathans and sea monsters as a food source.

Unless they arent taking it into account, the Sea Giants are pretty well armed. They've either had to mine or pilfer the iron to smith themselves armor.

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And islands aren't normally a great source of good iron. Atmora would be tho, plus they could literally just mine ancient giant weapons from the ice.


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5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

And islands aren't normally a great source of good iron. Atmora would be tho, plus they could literally just mine ancient giant weapons from the ice.

Isn't Atmora a dead continent though? There's practically nothing there but ruins. I guess them living on it's coast and taking from the sea could justify that though,.

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2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Isn't Atmora a dead continent though? There's practically nothing there but ruins. I guess them living on it's coast and taking from the sea could justify that though,.

Indeed, plus ice immunity, and lol, what Doc said about mk's giant king pic and Talos. Tho they're raiders, they could hopskip from island to island, they don't gotta actually live there in Atmora. Tho if they did, it would also explain their need to raid in the first place. 

Then again there's barely any islands out there, not like there's an abundance of food, and they're huge.


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2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Indeed, plus ice immunity, and lol, what Doc said about mk's giant king pic and Talos. Tho they're raiders, they could hopskip from island to island, they don't gotta actually live there in Atmora. Tho if they did, it would also explain their need to raid in the first place. 

Then again there's barely any islands out there, not like there's an abundance of food, and they're huge.

Aaaaand theres also Roscrea which would make for a good base of operations, help explain why Uriel conquered it too.

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5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Then again there's barely any islands out there, not like there's an abundance of food, and they're huge.

I never thought about how dangerous giants would become without mammoths to keep them well-fed.

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Posted (edited)

@The Good Doctor Remember my short Origins post, The Sea-Berserker? Think I unintentionally plagiarized ESO before it even came out XD

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Just now, TheCzarsHussar said:

@The Good Doctor Remember my short Origins post, The Sea-Berserker? Think I unintentionally plagiarized ESO before it even came out XD

Isn’t it nice when the lore...

Yeah, y’all get it. XD 

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Posted (edited)

@ColonelKillaBee @The Good Doctor

Just thought of a problem with the Sea Giants inhabiting Atmora In his written ramblings, didnt Vivec say he traveled to Atmora to find it devoid of life, with only frozen bearded kings?

Edited by TheCzarsHussar
Fucking autocorrect

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How’s that a problem lol that fits the chieftain perfectly.

Also Vivec a lying bitch.

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2 hours ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

@ColonelKillaBee @The Good Doctor

Just thought of a problem with the Sea Giants inhabiting Atmora In his written ramblings, didnt Vivec say he traveled to Atmora to find it devoid of life, with only frozen bearded kings?

Vivec is like the least reputable source is a universe that touts unreliable narrators lol

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11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

How’s that a problem lol that fits the chieftain perfectly

Because the allusion was there wasn't any life left in Atmora. Unless the Sea Giants are so fucking badass that they like the Kamal literally freeze in place until the warmer season and thaw.

13 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Also Vivec a lying bitch.

"When I traveled to Atmora, I punted Lorkhan's serpent ass to his own body-moon"

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