ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Out of curiosity but does ESO have poleaxes? Around late last year I really started appreciating poleaxes in particular, they're probably my favorite medieval weapon currently. ....no PLP Edited May 14, 2020 by ColonelKillaBee "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Also the time that bandits kidnapped Aela who was my wife at the time (happens regularly in falkreath) And then when I saved her, the game glitched her walking and made her walk really funny and like with a limp, permanently, so now obviously I had to live with the fact that they clearly passed my wife from bandit to bandit like a...like.... Werewolf? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Out of curiosity but does ESO have poleaxes? Around late last year I really started appreciating poleaxes in particular, they're probably my favorite medieval weapon currently. DEX FUCKER DEX FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: PLP The fuck does PLP mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: DEX FUCKER DEX FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! aight fite me m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Werewolf? NO Ask Sapphire. To this day I think that's still the funniest bit of dialogue in Skyrim. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: The fuck does PLP mean? post last page, or pretty loose pussy. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Out of curiosity but does ESO have poleaxes? Around late last year I really started appreciating poleaxes in particular, they're probably my favorite medieval weapon currently. No. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Out of curiosity but does ESO have poleaxes? Around late last year I really started appreciating poleaxes in particular, they're probably my favorite medieval weapon currently. Czar..... czarrrrrr..... when has had anything other than the basic sword, axe, mace/hammer (other than morrowind) 2 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Does everyone suddenly hate poleaxes now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Does everyone suddenly hate poleaxes now?! Always have always will Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Does everyone suddenly hate poleaxes now?! No, only Bethesda does. Edit: And Centurion apparently. Edited May 14, 2020 by The Good Doctor Even a working clock is wrong twice a day... wait. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, Centurion said: Always have always will Why though? You've got a two handed weapon that (often) doubles as both an axe and a warhammer. That shit's lit, especially because those were the plate armor killers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: No, only Bethesda does. Edit: And Centurion apparently. Centurion must have gotten clapped in a game with poleaxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Why though? You've got a two handed weapon that (often) doubles as both an axe and a warhammer. That shit's lit, especially because those were the plate armor killers. Because fuck plate armor. Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Does everyone suddenly hate poleaxes now?! It's such a you thing to ask for them Same with more nord mail lol. AXE AND SWORD "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Centurion must have gotten clapped in a game with poleaxes. Nope there’s just ugly Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) Just now, Centurion said: Nope there’s just ugly This is literally my only reason I don't touch warhammers either for that reason. Or maces Edited May 14, 2020 by ColonelKillaBee "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It's such a you thing to ask for them Same with more nord mail lol. AXE AND SWORD But Nord mail has been a thing since Morrowind. Ringmail and troll bone were like the Nord sets up until Skyrim. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Centurion said: Because fuck plate armor. I like plate when mixed with furs or cloth, or both. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I don't touch warhammers either for that reason. Coulda fooled me, Brund. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, The Good Doctor said: But Nord mail has been a thing since Morrowind. Ringmail and troll bone were like the Nord sets up until Skyrim. And they were boring and ugly. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Coulda fooled me, Brund. I switched to Alfr Vega later remember Plus I had to give him bad guy weapons. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Because fuck plate armor. Any armor is going to be fucked up by a poleaxe, mail, gay little fur armor, you name it. 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It's such a you thing to ask for them Same with more nord mail lol. AXE AND SWORD Hey, Bretons have their plate, Imperials have their segmented armor, Nords have their mail. It was just called ringmail back then to make it sound more Nord-y. 3 minutes ago, Centurion said: Nope there’s just ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Fuck y'all then I'm glad I've made poleaxes a Roscrean thing then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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