TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: it felt like I was battling poor mechanics and shitty hitboxes... Oh fuck naw. You can't say shit about the hitboxes. When I complained you were poking fun (as you should have ), now it's your turn to experience it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Not literally, lol. But the theme of consumption is imo the most horrifying theme ever constructed. Nothing is more terrifying than the act of consuming a living thing. With the extra context I agree it is horrifying, for a second there I was starting to judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Not really tbh, I didn't have the same drive to beat the game as I did DS3 and BB. It just didn't feel like my skill was being tested, it felt like I was battling poor mechanics and shitty hitboxes... I probably could get through it but I just wasn't having fun doing it so I said fuck it. BB was so much better that I don't think I could ever go back to that. Ah kk I understand then. I guess the refiments to 3 and BB have spoiled you a bit? Thought what do you mean by bad hit boxes? I don't quite remember 1 having offensive ones like 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Oh fuck naw. You can't say shit about the hitboxes. When I complained you were poking fun (as you should have ), now it's your turn to experience it. Only because you bitched about it so much lol. I didn't disagree with your complaints at all, actually "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: I don't quite remember 1 having offensive ones like 2. Me neither. I’ve played 1 more recently than 3 and recall the hit boxes being stellar. 2’s are indeed really bad though. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Only because you bitched about it so much lol. I didn't disagree with your complaints at all, actually Yee I bitch a lot when I complain, because I do it when I'm still pissed about what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Ah kk I understand then. I guess the refiments to 3 and BB have spoiled you a bit? Thought what do you mean by bad hit boxes? I don't quite remember 1 having offensive ones like 2. This exactly. I was getting hit from distances that shouldn't have been possible when fighting most bosses. I was just so used to everything in 3 being pretty much spot on, so the older more clunky DS1 gameplay was just really annoying. Though at the time I hadn't played BB, just DS3. It just felt like a chore so I lost interest. There was no dramatic "I quit" moment, I just didn't feel like continuing the game so I never did. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 And Balrog bitches about my boy Ulysses and I bitch about taxes. So everything’s square. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Looking back, of all the armors and weapon from Ds2 that went into 3 I'm actually really disappointed that Velstadt didn't get that love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: And Balrog bitches about my boy Ulysses and I bitch about taxes. So everything’s square. What the fuck does he gotta say about my nigga Ulysses?! 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: And Balrog bitches about my boy Ulysses and I bitch about taxes. So everything’s square. *Courier levels up his tax evasion skills* Uylsses: "SEE COURIER?! NOW THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T PAY FOR IT'S ROAD! DO YOUU SEE HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER YOU ARE DOOOOO YOUUUUUU SEEEEE?!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Looking back, of all the armors and weapon from Ds2 that went into 3 I'm actually really disappointed that Velstadt didn't get that love. I still wish those stupid but awesome Darth Maul twin blade things were in 3. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: *Courier levels up his tax evasion skills* Uylsses: "SEE COURIER?! NOW THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T PAY FOR IT'S ROAD! DO YOUU SEE HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER YOU ARE DOOOOO YOUUUUUU SEEEEE?!" Where is the lie tho "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Uylsses: "SEE COURIER?! NOW THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T PAY FOR IT'S ROAD! DO YOUU SEE HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER YOU ARE DOOOOO YOUUUUUU SEEEEE?!" You think Ulysses thinks we need the government to build roads?! *triggered* 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: You think Ulysses thinks we need the government to build roads?! *triggered* No the thing is he bitches regardless *Level guns* You are a little bitch who kills from a distance!" *Levels melee* "So you like killing from close up? YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!" I think he's annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: I still wish those stupid but awesome Darth Maul twin blade things were in 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Minus the helmet which I'm not a fan of, this set would have been an awesome cleric themed one to have in three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I think if I start DS1 again, I'll make a new character, put beginning points into strength to wield the Zweihander as fast as possible and go from there. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Also that fucking bell hammer has a ridicules hitbox in pvp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I think if I start DS1 again, I'll make a new character, put beginning points into strength to wield the Zweihander as fast as possible and go from there. Colonel is already on the path to Giantdadhood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: No the thing is he bitches regardless *Level guns* You are a little bitch who kills from a distance!" *Levels melee* "So you like killing from close up? YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!" I think he's annoying More like: “You are weak because you rely on guns.” Which is something any gun-only character can feel once they enter Dead Money and are forced to fight with kitchen knives. and “You are a sick fuck because you choose to stab and strangle people to death even though you’re from civilized lands.” Which is true. What the fuck is wrong with you? I like that Ulysses serves to actually call you out for essentially being an RPG protagonist. lol It is rarely acknowledged in games how fucked up those guys are. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I think if I start DS1 again, I'll make a new character, put beginning points into strength to wield the Zweihander as fast as possible and go from there. Just tell me when you do, me and Doc can help you out, and I can recommend some mods too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I think if I start DS1 again, I'll make a new character, put beginning points into strength to wield the Zweihander as fast as possible and go from there. Best part is that you can get it in the first ten minutes of the game. In DS1 I like the Claymore even better. Unless I’m going Giantdad. Lol 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Best part is that you can get it in the first ten minutes of the game. In DS1 I like the Claymore even better. Unless I’m going Giantdad. Lol When I fight a Giantdad I always go halberd and keep a good distance, punish every swing of their Zweihander with a one handed thrust (or two handed if I have enough poise to withstand a swing). Only times I really lose are when they backstab fish with lag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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