ColonelKillaBee Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Also, Nameless has the bigger dick. Lore fact. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Gwyn doesn't look like a rider of rohan, he would look fucking wrong without his majestic beard. He just has that beard to cover his bitch tits. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Also, Nameless has the bigger dick. Lore fact. Deepest lore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Also, Nameless has the bigger dick. Lore fact. Nameless is also a Dragon fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Nameless is also a Dragon fucker Well he does have a very energetic spear he likes to thrust into people with. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Nameless is also a Dragon fucker He's a god, gods tend to fuck the strangest things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) Elana, Squalid Queen the most frustrating boss I fought in my original run of Scholar was fucked up in one try (with melee >:D). Despite all my whining and bitching I have improved decently well in this game. Edit: Only one crown remains, the most badass boss of all the Ds2 DLC's...Ivory Kang Edited March 18, 2019 by TheCzarsHussar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Elana, Squalid Queen the most frustrating boss I fought in my original run of Scholar was fucked up in one try (with melee >:D). Despite all my whining and bitching I have improved decently well in this game. Edit: Only one crown remains, the most badass boss of all the Ds2 DLC's...Ivory Kang Fume Knight is way cooler. As is Alonne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Fume Knight is way cooler. As is Alonne. In my opinion it's Ivory King, Alonne then Fume Knight. Ivory King when set up with all the knights at your side is just plain epic, despite the frustration of replaying the beginning every single time you die. Fume is a fun little boss to fight with good hitboxes and moveset and alonne, well Alonne is the Lady Maria of Ds2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 6 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Nameless is also a Dragon fucker Gwyn probably is too lol look at his kids unless those are really Nameless’ kids. And if not that just makes nameless even more badass if his dick was thicc enough for a dragon. That shit had to be Dummy Thicc "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Phew when you limit yourself to either ultra's or regular hammers Fume Knight actually becomes a challenge outside his few broken hitboxes. Took me quite a number of tries to kill him with the slow ass Greatsword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Gwyn probably is too lol look at his kids unless those are really Nameless’ kids. And if not that just makes nameless even more badass if his dick was thicc enough for a dragon. That shit had to be Dummy Thicc I personally think Yorksha and Priscilla are the daughters of Nameless, and Gywn and/or Gywndalion felt bad, so they decided to spare them, and have them raised as Gywn's daughters. Gywn has such a hatred for Dragons, I don't think he would copulate with one. Or they could just be weird like that Fucking Gywndalion has snake tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Priscilla is probably the result of Seath and Gwynevere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Teleports behind you. "Nothing personal Raime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 @BigBossBalrog Which do you prefer out of curiosity? The Eastern Set or Alonne Set? I used to dislike Alonne's armor but it really grew on me, looks fantastical Japanese instead of just muh Samurai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 25 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: @BigBossBalrog Which do you prefer out of curiosity? The Eastern Set or Alonne Set? I used to dislike Alonne's armor but it really grew on me, looks fantastical Japanese instead of just muh Samurai. Alonne, it looks like the kendo gear I wear And I prefer full face helmets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 Though I adore Samurai armor. Especially the masked ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Though I adore Samurai armor. Especially the masked ones As much as I shit on the post-antiquity Japanese kit, I love Asian armors and to some degree I don't really mind it. Especially the older styles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 All ready for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 50 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: All ready for tomorrow. I thought it comes out the twenty second? Game stop was fucking us over and didn't give us the code to pre load yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I thought it comes out the twenty second? Game stop was fucking us over and didn't give us the code to pre load yet. It's out 12 hours earlier in Japan and I have a Japanese VPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's out 12 hours earlier in Japan and I have a Japanese VPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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