The Good Doctor Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I would hate to do PR for anyone. But if I had Pete’s job, I’d just blast social media with official Bethesda Stormcloak propaganda until they fire me. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 You sit on ass and play nice with people online, and occasionally take first class flights to gaming events that the star of the company doesn't want to show up for. How hard could that be. I'm sure being the vice president of beth means he does more than that but the PR side alone is cheese unless you let people get you salty, which yea I'm emotional but if I were paid to do something like that, a job with no physical labor involved, I'd take the tampon out, let my balls hang and suck it up. It's not that big a deal. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Unless of course it was in a field I actually enjoyed. Which, I will give him that, he does seem to be an authentic fan of their games n shit, named a dog fucking dovahkiin So yea, if I actually cared about my business' games and reputation, that would suck huge balls. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You sit on ass and play nice with people online, and occasionally take first class flights to gaming events that the star of the company doesn't want to show up for. How hard could that be. Buddy, I don’t even know how to work Facebook. Any job that requires social media is not the job for me. That said, it is an easy job manually, but actually doing a good job seems much harder. His job is to make Bethesda look good. That shit would be impossible even if he wasn’t garbage at it. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Buddy, I don’t even know how how to work Facebook. Any job that requires social media is not the job for me. That said, it is an easy job manually, but actually doing a good job seems much harder. His job is to make Bethesda look good. That shit would be impossible even if he wasn’t garbage at it. Fair enough. Mitigating damage to their reputation is also a part of the job description. And at this point the best thing is to just stay silent lol, and I bet that's what they told him, aside from reposting official posts for now like they said on that reddit link. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 My head is going to explode got WAYYY to drunk at the beach yesterday, my buddy stopped me from messaging a past bed partner because I’m talking to another girl from back home, and then about an hour later I got pissed off because of stress from work and my buddies talking shit so I walked barefoot down the road for about 6 miles before some of the other guys I work with picked me up. I think it’s time to take another alcohol break Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Mitigating damage to their reputation is also a part of the job description. And at this point the best thing is to just stay silent lol, and I bet that's what they told him, aside from reposting official posts for now like they said on that reddit link. And how bad of a spokesman do you have to be when the company thinks you’ll serve them best by not speaking? From a community relations standpoint, Hines is the main connection between Bethesda and the fans. And right now fans want comments from them. That’s why I think it’s an especially shitty job right now (at least if he cares about doing it well). Bethesda has made themselves look so bad that nothing he can say or do will make them look better, and saying nothing pisses people off too. There is no winning. Not that I feel bad for him or Bethesda. You reap what you sow. A PR guy won’t fix this. Only better games and business practice will. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’d be the PRguy Bethesda deserves id rather do pr for CDPR tho. Like the did you just assume their gender person tho they retracted on that super quick Apparently CD fired the PR person that made those jokes, quietly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Indeed, lol even "We're sorry the game sucks ass" probably wouldn't do much because of how scummy and evil they've been in relation to returns and such. They went beyond just making a bad game, they exposed themselves for the greedy sons of bitches they really are. There's no amount of verbal ass kissing that could fix that, even if Hines wasn't such a tool. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Apparently CD fired the PR person that made those jokes, quietly. Boooooooo fucking lame. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 I don't think it was the main CD Red person, it was the GoG PR dude (GoG is owned by CD, and it's even called CD Blue internally) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Apparently CD fired the PR person that made those jokes, quietly. Got any proof? From what I’ve seen, the person who got fired was over a different tweet and was never confirmed to be the same as the “did you just assume” person. In fact, there was a thread on reddit where everyone was saying that there was no proof and people were making shit up. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: Got any proof? From what I’ve seen, the person who got fired was over a different tweet and was never confirmed to be the same as the “did you just assume” person. In fact, there was a thread on reddit where everyone was saying that there was no proof and people were making shit up. https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-12-05-troubling-gog-tweets-a-fired-cd-projekt-employee-and-the-spectre-of-gamergate Well all I know is a PR person at CD was fired for a tweet don't know if it's the same one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 CDPR gotta learn that if you feed the SJW beast, it only gets hungrier. Too bad they caved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-12-05-troubling-gog-tweets-a-fired-cd-projekt-employee-and-the-spectre-of-gamergate Well all I know is a PR person at CD was fired for a tweet don't know if it's the same one. It says right in the article that these were separate incidents. Nobody was fired for the “did you just assume” tweet, which was an entirely different person from the guy the rest of the article is talking about. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: It says right in the article that these were separate incidents. Nobody was fired for the “did you just assume” tweet, which was an entirely different person from the guy the rest of the article is talking about. My mistake. It's kinda confusing because CD Red and CD Blue are so connected. Well it doesn't change the point that the fired someone based on a stupid joke. (A joke I find distasteful, but wouldn't fire someone over it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Celan said: CDPR gotta learn that if you feed the SJW beast, it only gets hungrier. Too bad they caved. The beast that ate bioware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: My mistake. It's kinda confusing because CD Red and CD Blue are so connected. Well it doesn't change the point that the fired someone based on a stupid joke. (A joke I find distasteful, but wouldn't fire someone over it) what joke? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said: The beast that ate bioware Is eating bioware rather. They're still there but they're being slowly digested and controlled like a puppet by EA... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Is eating bioware rather. They're still there but they're being slowly digested and controlled like a puppet by EA... Putting it like that really reminds me of Aldrich and Gwyndolin. 1 Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said: Putting it like that really reminds me of Aldrich and Gwyndolin. Exactly lol "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 31 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said: Putting it like that really reminds me of Aldrich and Gwyndolin. "Electronic Arts, Saint of Greed" "The fire of creativity fades...and the Lords of Game Development sit without thrones..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Needs a clearer pic of aldrich and gwyndolin but I like it "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 So my buddy bought RDR2 and wasn’t that into it, like he liked the game, but he just didn’t want to play it much anymore so he was gonna return it and I was like how about you give it to me, so I got RDR2 for the Xbone for two cans of dip 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Centurion said: So my buddy bought RDR2 and wasn’t that into it, like he liked the game, but he just didn’t want to play it much anymore so he was gonna return it and I was like how about you give it to me, so I got RDR2 for the Xbone for two cans of dip Now you need to trade RDR2 for something equally more valuable, like a bicycle or a laptop. And then so on and so on until you own a house for the price of two cans of dip. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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