BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I'll remind you I fucked Pontiff on the first try on (censored), and Balrog STILL is afraid to get lit up lol. You beat Pontiff on the second try You just didn't count the first one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, The Secret Sunbro said: Pontiff ain't that hard He honestly gave me a tougher time than any other boss my first time though. But I sucked back then. He ain’t shit now. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: He honestly gave me a tougher time than any other boss my first time though. But I sucked back then. He ain’t shit now. He's the noob gate of the game. Extremely hard for the unitited, but pretty easy once you know the essentials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 @BigBossBalrog You're a [Redacted] Bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Let’s move to the proper thread. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, The Secret Sunbro said: He wasn't to hard for me, but I also really enjoy 3. It was my favorite. The only boss the still gives me trouble to this day is Midir. I won't lie. Can't beat him idk why. Such casual tastes, Blood[redacted] is by far the best one (and I say that as a massive fan the series in general) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: You beat Pontiff on the second try You just didn't count the first one. Because I was summoned for it That certainly doesn't count. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celan Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Norse Mythology is one of the most badass things ever made Basically every fantasy work takes inspiration from it. LOTR, [redacted] Souls, TES, Witcher. EVERYTHING By this logic, Celtic mythology is the most badass and it's full of fairies. @ColonelKillaBee You play more than one mmo so stop lyin. Overwatch, Ark, I'm probably missing some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Celan said: By this logic, Celtic mythology is the most badass and it's full of fairies. @ColonelKillaBee You play more than one mmo so stop lyin. Overwatch, Ark, I'm probably missing some. ...Overwatch is nothing like an MMO. It's a hero based FPS shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 And Celtic Mythology is fucked up and filled with scary shit. The Kelpie being the prime example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Celan said: By this logic, Celtic mythology is the most badass and it's full of fairies. @ColonelKillaBee You play more than one mmo so stop lyin. Overwatch, Ark, I'm probably missing some. I need to put this in a frame or something. This is why I tell you to play more games before you talk trash about them Neither of those are MMOs. Overwatch is like team fortress, team based shooter, more or less, and Ark is a survival game. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I need to put this in a frame or something. This is why I tell you to play more games before you talk trash about them Neither of those are MMOs. Overwatch is like team fortress, team based shooter, more or less, and Ark is a survival game. I would say Ark has MMO elements (Guild wars, PVP and PVE to a large scale) but it's leans more towards the survival genre yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: and Ark is a survival game. To be fair, some people call Fallout 76 an mmo and it’s basically Bethesda’s shitty attempt at a game like Ark. They’re not right, but at least it’s easy to see where this one would come from. There are some common elements, like lots of people roaming around the same server at once, killing each other, working together, forming what amounts to “guilds” and shit. Overwatch... yeah. It’s no more of an mmo than Halo or Battlefield. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: I would say Ark has MMO elements (Guild wars, PVP and PVE to a large scale) but it's leans more towards the survival genre yes. "PVE" and "PVP" are just pc gaming terms, not mmo elements. There's pvp, pve and stats yea but lol Madden and 2K have those as well. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: To be fair, some people call Fallout 76 an mmo and it’s basically Bethesda’s shitty attempt at a game like Ark. They’re not right, but at least it’s easy to see where this one would come from. There are some common elements, like lots of people roaming around the same server at once, killing each other, working together, forming what amounts to “guilds” and shit. Overwatch... yeah. It’s no more of an mmo than Halo or Battlefield. Ark may have some on the surface comparisons, like 2K lol, but anyone thats played it knows that Ark's about as much of an mmo as 2k is. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: but anyone thats played it knows that Ark's about as much of an mmo as 2k is. How many people can be on one server in Ark, anyway? It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: How many people can be on one server in Ark, anyway? I have no idea about official, highest I've seen on our private server was 30 for the new map. It would be absolute hell with more than that. Partly why I avoid official. It's brutal there. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: I have no idea about official, highest I've seen on our private server was 30 for the new map. It would be absolute hell with more than that. Partly why I avoid official. It's brutal there. I thought I read it could be a lot more than that. Like 80-100+ even. Could be wrong though. I think mmos are usually characterized as games with several hundred. Hence that first M standing for massive. So official Ark isn’t quite there, but it’s probably the closest you’ll find without being one. Private servers are obviously different though. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 It probably is, the issues I've read about official certainly sound like they come from numbers like that. And that's where alpha tribes and such come into play. If there weren't private servers where people can set rules and such, I would've never got into it. That and someone bought it for me so I kinda had to try it. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas, y’all! 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigBossBalrog Posted December 25, 2018 Author Share Posted December 25, 2018 Happy Christmas lads! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Dirty covenant bitch. 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Dirty covenant bitch. Blood for the Pact. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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