The Good Doctor Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Lol, I once saw a post about how if the Dunmer were smart, they would’ve spent the centuries dismantling it piece by piece and relocating the pebbles to an ocean or Skyrim. Doubt Vivec would’ve let them but it is a funny idea. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 prison break style, could’ve hid it in their clothes, behind dressers, under Vivecs bed. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: prison break style, could’ve hid it in their clothes, behind dressers, under Vivecs bed. Lol fitting since they go on to use it as a prison in the 3rd era. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Seems like they've gone all out with the horror elements of the past 2. Fucking awesome. Eat shit 76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 http://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Legend_of_Haman_Forgefire Made Okin for him: http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Kvenel_the_Tongue "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: http://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Legend_of_Haman_Forgefire Made Okin for him: http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Kvenel_the_Tongue Makes the weapon feel a tad disappointing in hindsight. Awesome backstory for it though. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 10 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: Seems like they've gone all out with the horror elements of the past 2. Fucking awesome. Eat shit 76 Inspired by Metro 2035. Interesting. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Inspired by Metro 2035. Interesting. That was was a sorta sequel to Last Light (it's a separate continuity, but the events of Last Light happened in it) that that the original author wrote. Apparently he's actually going to be the game's lead writer this time, instead of just being consulted. If you don't mind some book spoilers It ended with Artyom and Anna leaving the Metro to go on there train trip, it's basically a semi prequel to Exodus. The Rangers have been covering up the fact there's a sizeable amount of humans who survived too and are living on the surface. Mother fucking Hunter (You remember the dude that sends you on the quest in the first game? "If it's dangerous, kill it") is still alive, but has become an axe crazy killer. The Nazis are basically dead, there Metro's had a flooding, and it killed basically everything. Despite redeeming himself, Arytom still has extreme guilt, and nightmares about what he did at the end of the first game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said: Makes the weapon feel a tad disappointing in hindsight. Awesome backstory for it though. Yea I was thinking that too lol, super mediocre. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 In other news, I have another reason to dislike Meridia. Edit: Well, actually she gave me a city so thats pretty dank. But, her followers got shoved up Molag Bal's asshole, in as literal a sense as you'll ever get with a Daedric Lord. Granted, the city was protected and all they had to do was stay in the walls but what sort of life is that? Jesus. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I still feel it's fucking funny the Metro dude called the Witcher author "A salty son of a bitch" Those eastern European dudes don't give a fuck. I agree though, just look how respectfully he treats the games (even incorporates them into his official book canon) compared to the Witcher guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I’m starting to think that Coldharbour is the easiest plane to accidentally slip into. No one wants to go there but they keep getting in. And we’ve went in and broken out people like three or four times now or something It’s probably because of you being the vestage plus the soulburst and blah blah but Meridia managed to shove an entire city up his ass. I’m giving Cold Harbour the bad security award. Molag Bal needs TSA or some shit. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m starting to think that Coldharbour is the easiest plane to accidentally slip into. No one wants to go there but they keep getting in. And we’ve went in and broken out people like three or four times now or something It’s probably because of you being the vestage plus the soulburst and blah blah but Meridia managed to shove an entire city up his ass. I’m giving Cold Harbour the bad security award. Molag Bal needs TSA or some shit. Get some insurance from his boi Vile Maybe he can borrow Barbas as a guard dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 6 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I’m starting to think that Coldharbour is the easiest plane to accidentally slip into. To be fair, it was pretty easy to get into the Deadlands too during Dagon’s invasion. Bal’s basically holding the door for us. He does have the sense to put his main portals out of reach, so there’s that at least. A freaking raccoon could break into the Deadlands. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, The Good Doctor said: To be fair, it was pretty easy to get into the Deadlands too during Dagon’s invasion. Bal’s basically holding the door for us. He does have the sense to put his main portals out of reach, so there’s that at least. A freaking raccoon could break into the Deadlands. Rofl good point But a city Doc? an entire fucking city? 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Rofl good point But a city Doc? an entire fucking city? He held the door really wide. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 More like he spread his cheeks really wide for Meridia’s pegging. That girl don’t play around... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Least he didn’t get pegged by the entire Argonian race at once. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Fucking fair enough. I just can’t with these two right now. All I can say is I’ve got mad respect for two of my least favorite Daedric princes after playing this game. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: All I can say is I’ve got mad respect for two of my least favorite Daedric princes after playing this game. Meridia and who else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Just now, BTC said: Meridia and who else? Azura for sure. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Azura for sure. What’s she do in ESO to make you respect her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Azura for helping her people even though it meant helping her arch enemy, and Meridia because Molag Swag came with the smoke and she said she wanted all of it. This man calls himself the king of rape and left limping. There’ll always be a little Meridia in him now and he can’t do shit about it. You know when you done with ya girl and she walks away to make herself decent again and you just lookin at her from the back and say “Hehehe, I did that.” Thats Meridia. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, BTC said: What’s she do in ESO to make you respect her? Specifically, she warns you and helps you repeatedly when “Lord Vivec” started losing his energy because she knew that would spell doom for her people. So instead of being petty and letting them die with their false god, she acts like the loving parent that helps her kid even after they said they no longer need her. 1 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) How sweet. Azura the good daedra for sure Edited August 21, 2018 by BTC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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