Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #27

[ColonelKillaBee]

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Man, you ain’t even got room to talk, the way you’re always in our PM balking at cannibalism and shit like you're just too good for it. 

The only human I eat is bitches

[The Good Doctor]

Somebody out there’s been hunting with burst fire. And his aim must suck too because he’s been putting a lot of shots out. That or he don’t give no fucks about limits.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

At least he’s killin shit  

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

At least he’s killin shit  

More likely missing, considering how many shots there’ve been.

[ColonelKillaBee]

8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

More likely missing, considering how many shots there’ve been.

Watch you see some white dude and a team of dogs pulling a chain of 150 pound white tails past you and your raccoons  

[The Good Doctor]

30 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Watch you see some white dude and a team of dogs pulling a chain of 150 pound white tails past you and your raccoons  

I’d shoot him. Private property. 

Sides I ain’t leaving these woods empty handed. Already told everyone at work not to expect me back because I’m staying until something dies. Could’ve shot two doe this morning but it’s opening day and I’m not desperate yet. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Adda boy. Just be careful not to look at SCP 096 out there.

@BigBossBalrog eh ima pass tbh

 

[The Good Doctor]

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Adda boy. Just be careful not to look at SCP 096 out there.

I’d shoot him. Private property. 

[BigBossBalrog]

2 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Adda boy. Just be careful not to look at SCP 096 out there.

@BigBossBalrog eh ima pass tbh

 

I'm not a fan of Upper Echelon games at all,  but the game isn't for everyone to be sure. I might be enjoying it so much simply,  because of love Lovecraftiaan fiction, and after years and years of playing hard as balls games, i'm enjoying something more easy on my thumbs 

[BigBossBalrog]

"It's disingenuous to give this game a 10 out of 10" Opinion discarded guy's a tool 

But for what it's worth, I don't think it would be your kind of game. There's alot of walking.

[ColonelKillaBee]

12 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

"It's disingenuous to give this game a 10 out of 10" Opinion discarded guy's a tool 

But for what it's worth, I don't think it would be your kind of game. There's alot of walking.

You DO know me

[ColonelKillaBee]

[BigBossBalrog]

4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

You DO know me

Anything that dosen't give you the chance to kill something at least every minute would bore you 

I don't know that many fans of the Devil May Cry series and Souls who would enjoy Death Stranding, so no I doubt you would enjoy it as much as me 

[ColonelKillaBee]

That’s grossly inaccurate actually, I just hate games with a lot of walking.  hell in outer worlds I avoided conflict most of the time with my silver tongue unless it was fitting, saved me money, or funny.

[ColonelKillaBee]

Of course there’s a difference between walking and adventuring. If there’s a lot going on between points A and B then I’m all for the long stride.

[The Good Doctor]

I didn’t see anything worth shooting today. But I did make some friends. 

 

Came right up under me. After they realized I wasn’t a threat, they hung around my stand just about until dark. Got to where I could speak to them and they’d respond with grunts and keep eating.

 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Adorable lol

[BigBossBalrog]

On 11/16/2019 at 7:47 PM, The Good Doctor said:

I didn’t see anything worth shooting today. But I did make some friends. 

 

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Came right up under me. After they realized I wasn’t a threat, they hung around my stand just about until dark. Got to where I could speak to them and they’d respond with grunts and keep eating.

 

*Doctor used Tame Animal* 

[The Good Doctor]

5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Adorable lol

Yeah, really puts things into perspective, doesn’t it? 

Ima kill their dad tomorrow. 

[BigBossBalrog]

49 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Yeah, really puts things into perspective, doesn’t it? 

Ima kill their dad tomorrow. 

If Disney wants to milk some cash, they should make an edgy live action reboot from the perspective of the Hunter who killed Bambi's mother 

[ColonelKillaBee]

12 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

If Disney wants to milk some cash, they should make an edgy live action reboot from the perspective of the Hunter who killed Bambi's mother 

You know. I was gonna say something similar except it would be a movie about a try hard hunter that talks a good game but befriends every animal he sees in his scope  

[The Good Doctor]

Sounds like your imaginary hunter’s never had to deal with an annoying cluster of squirrels hanging around him all damn day. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

Sounds like your imaginary hunter’s never had to deal with an annoying cluster of squirrels hanging around him all damn day. 

Sounds like these animals know you ain’t gon do shit  

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, ColonelKillaBee said:

Sounds like these animals know you ain’t gon do shit  

Says the guy who ain’t even hunting.  Anyway, fuck you it’s been one day. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

“Hey wait, that’s a human!”

”Ah don’t worry about it, I know this nigga, he ain’t got no bodies my nigga.”

”Damn shawty, fuh real?”

”Hell yea my nigga, last winter his ass was out here cuddling for warmth with a fuckin chipmunk, he out here shootin blanks my nigga! May as well be a nature walker. Watch this. Ey human! Drop dese?”

*Doc scratches nose watching a squirrel that just stood up in front of him a few yards away. Waves.*
 

”Dese nuts nigga!”

*Squirrel buries nuts in ground. Two white tips run behind him while he’s distracted smelling bark.*