Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #27

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, TheCzarsHussar said:

I see you watch for the plot.

But of course  And the sexiest old ass fossil in media, Shohreh Agdashloo.

[ColonelKillaBee]

It's basically what the future would look like if we ever managed to colonize Mars, with a wild card element thrown in that I don't wanna spoil. It's a badass show tho for sure. Lots of great space drama and actors, and they even invented a very believable and trashy ass accent for the "Belters", the dirty deformed and poor people that live in space stations between earth and mars and mine important minerals for them. They have whole generations of people born in zero G and have never lived on a planet with real gravity. 

They get very detailed in all of that shit, which is why it's so intriguing to watch.

They could do better on the physics of the vacuum of space tho  

[ColonelKillaBee]

They ruined Star Wars. I read spoilers.

Feminism. That’s all I’ll say.

[Witchking of Angmar]

I don't intend to watch the movie anyway. Maybe at some point far in the future, but eh. So mind sharing those spoilers? You got me curious. 

[Centurion]

Just don’t share them where I’ll accidentally see it

Edited December 17, 2019 by Centurion

[Witchking of Angmar]

Post the spoilers here, without a spoiler tag. It's bothersome opening them. So just post it all in plain text.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

Just now, Witchking of Angmar said:

Post the spoilers here, without a spoiler tag. It's bothersome opening them. So just post it all in plain text.  

 

Basically Kylo comes back to the light, they fight Palpatine together, lose. Luke’s ghost is supposed to come to her in a vision and encourage her, but they axed that.

Instead she hulks our and uses MACE WINDU’s power to kill Palpatine, and she has all the powers of Anakin, Luke, Yoda, everyone, even Princess Leia, and she becomes the new chosen instead of Anakin.

Then at the end after buries Luke and Anakin lightsaber on Tatooine, and someone asks her who she is and she says “Rey Skywalker”.  

She identifies as a Skywalker. And apparently she’s got blood related to Palpatine. 
 

And she gets a yellow lightsaber  at least Centurion gets that I guess lol 

[ColonelKillaBee]

I reeeeeeeeally hope this is a big hoax and they’re just trying to stir up controversy so people go see the movie, but that’s from reviews from the Hollywood release.... 

I really don’t wanna see them piss all over my childhood

[Witchking of Angmar]

I searched for some leaks myself too. They very much confirms what you just posted. 

Apparently Rey briefly dies but Kylo resurrects her, they share a kiss and then he dies with his body vanishing. 

No mention of even if the First Order is beaten. Palpatine is the big bad and that's that apparently. 

Also it's hinted at that Snoke is just some clone produced by Palapatine and there are clone tanks with more Snokes in the movie. 

[The Good Doctor]

38 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 

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Basically Kylo comes back to the light, they fight Palpatine together, lose. Luke’s ghost is supposed to come to her in a vision and encourage her, but they axed that.

 

 

Instead she hulks our and uses MACE WINDU’s power to kill Palpatine, and she has all the powers of Anakin, Luke, Yoda, everyone, even Princess Leia, and she becomes the new chosen instead of Anakin.

Then at the end after buries Luke and Anakin lightsaber on Tatooine, and someone asks her who she is and she says “Rey Skywalker”.  

She identifies as a Skywalker. And apparently she’s got blood related to Palpatine. 
 

And she gets a yellow lightsaber  at least Centurion gets that I guess lol 

I read that the leaks were pretty much all true.

What a mess.  

[ColonelKillaBee]

I was so hoping you’d post this long explanation as to why this works, and that the leaks were somewhat true but exaggerating 

I am so fucking mad

[The Good Doctor]

I’m just glad that the movies ended with Return of the Jedi and that the most recent canon event was Mando tricking someone New Republic pilots into destroying a pirate docking bay.

[The Good Doctor]

Speaking of Star Wars spoilers, the Burger Kings in Germany apparently had a marketing campaign in which they spoiled the ending to lots of customers. And it turned out the spoilers were all true.  

[BigBossBalrog]

I just wanna see force Ghost Hayden and watch Sheev ham it up  I know it's likely going to be a mess.

[BigBossBalrog]

It's currently the lowest rated Star Wars title since Phantom Menace  People are giving it 1's and 10.  I honestly can't wait to watch it, I think it's going to be a glorious clusterfuck of stupidity. 

[The Good Doctor]

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It's currently the lowest rated Star Wars title since Phantom Menace  People are giving it 1's and 10.  I honestly can't wait to watch it, I think it's going to be a glorious clusterfuck of stupidity. 

Believe it or not, it actually gets even worse than the dog shit Colonel put in his spoilers. 

[TheCzarsHussar]

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

 

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Believe it or not, it actually gets even worse than the dog shit Colonel put in his spoilers. 

Tell us more.

 

[BigBossBalrog]

BTW episode 7 of the Mandolorian was fucking sweet, go watch it right now 

[ColonelKillaBee]

23 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

 

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Believe it or not, it actually gets even worse than the dog shit Colonel put in his spoilers. 

No... no, no, nooooooooooooooooooo

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

BTW episode 7 of the Mandolorian was fucking sweet, go watch it right now 

No spoilies, I’ll watch either tonight or at work on my phone.

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

No spoilies, I’ll watch either tonight or at work on my phone.

Same. It’ll be one of these.  

[TheCzarsHussar]

Early into the episode but pretty sorta kinda spoiler(y).

I'm getting some major Isaac Asimov (BOOK) Robot series vibes from that assassin droid. Just it's movements and rudimentary learning somehow gave me that impression. Ironic considering that Star Wars borrowed quite a lot from Asimov and Herbert

[ColonelKillaBee]

23 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said:

but pretty sorta kinda spoiler(y).

...skiiiiiiip

[TheCzarsHussar]

Baby Yoda:

[TheCzarsHussar]

Finished the episode.