ColonelKillaBee Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 25 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I'm more upset they didn't include this You posted this, seeing how gay it looks and still have to ask "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: You posted this, seeing how gay it looks and still have to ask 1. It was a joke 2. Alot of games looked like complete ass in 1995 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said: 1. It was a joke 2. Alot of games looked like complete ass in 1995 That wasn’t a joke you suck demon souls’ cock and we all know it "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: That wasn’t a joke you suck demon souls’ cock and we all know it Bitch that's from Kingsfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Bitch that's from Kingsfield The fuck is kingsfield anyway it was a good guess, demon souls is pretty gay too "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: The fuck is kingsfield anyway it was a good guess, demon souls is pretty gay too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ColonelKillaBee Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Prithee thou art unskilled, acquire efficiency. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Get ready for this shit to be in real life now. Trump should have made his wall when we had his chance. We must Fear the Old Blood. Do not open your doors at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Good, been meaning to try out my axe I got from palmetto state armory "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Imagine a fucking AR in bloodborne "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Pence: “Donald, I've come to bid you farewell.” Trump: “Oh, I know, I know. You think now, to betray me.” Pence:“No, but you will never listen. I tell you, I will not forget our adage.” Trump: “...We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open..." Trump & Pence: "Fear the old blood." Pence: “I must take my leave.” Ttrump: “By the gods, fear it, Mike." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Holy fuck the new version of Cinders took things from zero to a thousand. I already beat (minus the ringed city) the game on the last version but this new one just revamped legit everything. Bruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Holy fuck the new version of Cinders took things from zero to a thousand. I already beat (minus the ringed city) the game on the last version but this new one just revamped legit everything. Bruh. It's fucking trash *There's an NPC named Glaive Master Hodir and he drops the "Elden Ring" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: It's fucking trash *There's an NPC named Glaive Master Hodir and he drops the "Elden Ring" Oh yeah I made fun of that stupid shit to no end, but they're considered Easter eggs. Like Tiny and Lord Erectus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Pence: “Donald, I've come to bid you farewell.” Trump: “Oh, I know, I know. You think now, to betray me.” Pence:“No, but you will never listen. I tell you, I will not forget our adage.” Trump: “...We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open..." Trump & Pence: "Fear the old blood." Pence: “I must take my leave.” Ttrump: “By the gods, fear it, Mike." This doesn’t work because Trump fears nothing "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 So I've spent about seven months replaying all of the FROMSOFT Souls games from release order (Alas, i'm not like Czar in that I can do a Souls binge and play all of them in a couple of weeks ) Why? Because I wanted to test my mettle against the series toughest bosses, to see if I really was no longer a PVE scrub. And because I enjoy playing the game. So I recently finished D3, which was the last one (I aint considering Sekiro, even though I recently did a 100 playthrough), and i'm going to qualify something as "tough" in that it killed me more then two times. Tough ' Nameless Dragon Fucker. I died to him exactly three times, so I decided to count him. The first phase is pretty much a breeze (wait till he does his big outward fire attack and punish the Stormdrake's head), but the Second Stage will always be intimidating (especially with the cutscene) I beat him as soon as I realized when it was safe to attack (after he did his combos) and his lighting easy to avoid. WAY easier then I remember. Shin Dragonzilla. Died five times. Whilst I still very much appreciate the fight for it's lore, presentation, and how fucking awesome Midir is, I'm actually learning towards Doctor's lukewarm opinion on him. If he had a little less health I would appreciate him more. The problem is he combines a huge amount of oneshot attacks (about fucking half), with a huge amount of health, and you cant make a single mistake. That being said, he telegraphs all of his attacks. The way I beat him was not being greedy, and just attack when I absolutely knew it was safe to do so. It was grind. It's challenging, but not in the right way. Kalmeet and Sinn are way better fights. Artorias as a horse...thing. Died to ole Ludwig about fours times. I still absolutely love this fight, and it's my favorite in the game. Presentation is top notch ("My guiding Moonlight..."), fight is tough but fair, and each phase is basically so different it's fighting two bosses in one. First Phase is honestly more stress fully then the second, in which he fights like a Beast enemy, alot of screeching, jumping, massive amounts of combos. Just get in there, and punish. Second phase he goes fucking Artorias, and starts throwing sword beams, waves of explosive power, and mundane strikes, easier to manage, but if you get caught by his attacks he will crush you. Rule 64 Gywn Died to her about 8 times. Again, I realized the key to beating her was a mixture of methodical and lighting fast attacks. First Phase-Slow, Second Phase-Fast, Third Phase-Slow. In both the first and third phase, I would just slowly let her attack me, before comboing her with a stunlock or a backstab, and in the second, I just rushed to the Father and attacked him with everything I had. I rationed my Estus, and was able to beat them without much effort when I mastered their movesets and knew when it was perfect to attack. Basically the boss fight is one with attrition. Never mastered Pro Choice people's worst nightmare Died about 12 times to this fucker. I still consider my win against him luck, cause I made extensive usage of my fucking cannon and items to actually beat him. The boss fight is brutal, even to me. First phase is difficult, but once he activates his magic placea, he becomes a nightmare to fight. Faster and more hard hitting then any boss in the game, he also has a huge amount of health. I beat him not by learning his moveset, by simply reacting to his movements in the moment, I still don't know the best way to kill him, and I was left with no ammo and a single blood vial when I finally did. You have to gut gud enough to beat him. The OG Darklord. Died to him about 10 times. Again, I will never be comfortable with fighting him. He combines everything terrifying in a Bloodborne boss, with a magic user. You have to worry about super fast speeds, chain combos that cannot be blocked, being bludgeoned with his "wand" or his fists, as well as his abyss magic, that manifests as super huge AOE attack of sprites, and you have a split second to react because of how fast his telegraphs are. I beat him by not bothering with a shield, losing my armor, and just learning to Iframe away, and to only attack when I was clear to do so. It's very constricting, and even on my run in which I got him, I never felt at ease when facing him down. Some other bosses that were challenging, but I never died too were Gael (I was really surprised by this, cause I remember him being alot harder), Fume Knight, Sinn, Kalmeet, Gywn (I don't really parry in these games) Flame Lurker, and the False King. I'm curious to see how everyone else's tough bosses compares to mine. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Great write-up. Loved the names. I wouldn’t rank Kos as never mastered from my own experience, but I do think him and Manus are deserving of top spots. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I disagree on some of the approaches mentioned but that’s very dependent on fighting style. I do agree with the list though. And it’s funny since for me I can now consistently kill Dragon Fucker in two turns but blonde Leliana in hentai clock tower still fucks me up. In fact I died more to her than I did Planned Parenthood’s mascot 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I disagree on some of the approaches mentioned but that’s very dependent on fighting style. I do agree with the list though. And it’s funny since for me I can now consistently kill Dragon Fucker in two turns but blonde Leliana in hentai clock tower still fucks me up. In fact I died more to her than I did Planned Parenthood’s mascot Maria Now don't insult her by calling her Leliana She'd eat that airhead for breakfeast. But alot of people i've talked too either consider her one of the easiest fights in the DLC, and others the absolute hardest. She's super polarizing, so I guess it depends on how you play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Good job Balrog, now fight Colonel. I understand Orphan and Ludwig on the list but Manus? Manus was only hard for me the first time I played Ds1(r), make sure you have a fast roll and just be patient. Oh and silver talisman is a must. Fast weapon, slow weapon, doesn't matter. Just gotta bait him out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Dreamworld sex doll isn’t hard for me anymore. But I’ve fought her like a hundred times so she shouldn’t be. Still my favorite boss fight they’ve made. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, TheCzarsHussar said: Good job Balrog, now fight Colonel. I understand Orphan and Ludwig on the list but Manus? Manus was only hard for me the first time I played Ds1(r), make sure you have a fast roll and just be patient. Oh and silver talisman is a must. Fast weapon, slow weapon, doesn't matter. Just gotta bait him out. Whenever he does his wombo combo I just freak out and I hide behind my shield like a bitch It's just the utterly alien combination of being a monster, having powerful spellcasting, and being lighting quick, as well as having alot of health that makes me queasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I disagree on some of the approaches mentioned but that’s very dependent on fighting style. I do agree with the list though. And it’s funny since for me I can now consistently kill Dragon Fucker in two turns but blonde Leliana in hentai clock tower still fucks me up. In fact I died more to her than I did Planned Parenthood’s mascot Bruh I died to Horsefuck Valley plenty more times then Maria. By the time I got to her, took me around four or five attempts (without parries, fuck yall for that :P) to beat her. Fist of Gratia hits her out of most animations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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