Roleplayer's Off Topic Thread #26

[The Good Doctor]

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

We Canadians were conquerers and shit 

I swear, the Snow Monkeys burn down one discolored house in America and then they go on and on about it for two hundred years. 

[BigBossBalrog]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Ready for round 3 bitch  

Nukes are unfair ye damn hossers, eh?!

[The Good Doctor]

3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

Ready for round 3 bitch  

How else we gonna get to Greenland?

[BigBossBalrog]

Yeah but seriously, I went from having a British flag in my room, to seeing how much they've fucked up the world with the French. *cries* 

[The Good Doctor]

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Nukes are unfair ye damn hossers, eh?!

No nukes. 

[BigBossBalrog]

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

No nukes. 

Then our mounties will trample over ye with our Moose cavalry. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

37 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Then our mounties will trample over ye with our Moose cavalry. 

We still got plenty of explosives and Mexicans for cannon fodder

[ColonelKillaBee]

How Rebec and Baldurs first night ended

[Celan]

They were pretty drunk. If he even got it in, neither of them would probably remember.

[ColonelKillaBee]

3 hours ago, Celan said:

They were pretty drunk. If he even got it in, neither of them would probably remember.

 get the fuck outta here, you already wrote about her remembering every detail  

They were drunk when they passed out, not when they woke up. 

[BigBossBalrog]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/12/feral-hogs-us-canada-border-wall

The invasion has begun...

[The Good Doctor]

Our feral hogs will just eat them. 

[Celan]

2 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

 get the fuck outta here, you already wrote about her remembering every detail  

They were drunk when they passed out, not when they woke up. 

Rebec never lied about a sexual experience?

[BigBossBalrog]

6 minutes ago, Celan said:

Rebec never lied about a sexual experience?

It was to avoid pissing off Baldur cause he actually has a small dick she was unimpressed with. 

[The Good Doctor]

6 minutes ago, Celan said:

Rebec never lied about a sexual experience?

Aw. Don’t do my boy like that! 

[Witchking of Angmar]

What I remember of couples' first times. 

Rebec and Baldur: Drunk strangers in need to blow off some steam. 

Dales and her maid: Fancy loss of virginity in moonlight. Maid dies. (Vaguely remember it was retconned that it was Dales' first.)

Yornar and Maggie: One is a pervert, the other is a seductress with an eye for opportunity. Ended with both feeling a bit better than usual. 

Boldir and Carlotta: Actual passion and romance after long buildup and waiting. 

I feel that Boldir and Carlotta clearly had the best beginning. Though I guess I can't say the same about their ending.  

[The Good Doctor]

Funny that the drunk staggering in ended up being the happiest and most permanent.  Only ones that ended up becoming parents together too. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

47 minutes ago, Celan said:

Rebec never lied about a sexual experience?

 

41 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Aw. Don’t do my boy like that! 

 These broads ain’t shit but I got this:

[BigBossBalrog]

30 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said:

What I remember of couples' first times. 

Rebec and Baldur: Drunk strangers in need to blow off some steam. 

Dales and her maid: Fancy loss of virginity in moonlight. Maid dies. (Vaguely remember it was retconned that it was Dales' first.)

Yornar and Maggie: One is a pervert, the other is a seductress with an eye for opportunity. Ended with both feeling a bit better than usual. 

Boldir and Carlotta: Actual passion and romance after long buildup and waiting. 

I feel that Boldir and Carlotta clearly had the best beginning. Though I guess I can't say the same about their ending.  

Quite possibly the bloodiest orgasm she's ever experienced 

[TheCzarsHussar]

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Quite possibly the bloodiest orgasm she's ever experienced 

Get your bitch some chocolate, dont call her a bitch, but get your bitch some chocolate.

[Witchking of Angmar]

13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Quite possibly the bloodiest orgasm she's ever experienced 

Possibly? Has she inherited her father's lust for cutting people?

[ColonelKillaBee]

This took a strange turn

[The Good Doctor]

8 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said:

This took a strange turn

Strange and gross.  

[The Good Doctor]

21 minutes ago, Daddy Solaire said:

 

All politics aside, that was actually a pretty solid cover. 

[ColonelKillaBee]

As am I, if I can find people to play with reliably.