Witchking of Angmar Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 23 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Paladin. Protect the weak, venerate the Gods, and crush the heretics! Right... 2 Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said: Right... Reveal hidden contents I see myself more of a Warrior Priest of Sigmar Instead of a Adaptus Astrates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 So we got Colonel as a fighter Balrog as a paladin Witch as a spellsword Doc as a cleric Czar as a defensive/support mage Celan as a offensive oriented mage and me as a wizard as well, with no preference towards support or offense. I think we got a pretty good party. A little on the magic heavy side but that’s only because magic is cool and not using magic is lame 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: I see myself more of a Warrior Priest of Sigmar Instead of a Adaptus Astrates. I couldn't find any Warhammer fantasy heresy meme pictures. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, BTCollins said: So we got Colonel as a fighter Balrog as a paladin Witch as a spellsword Doc as a cleric Czar as a defensive/support mage Celan as a offensive oriented mage and me as a wizard as well, with no preference towards support or offense. I think we got a pretty good party. A little on the magic heavy side but that’s only because magic is cool and not using magic is lame We’ll see about that when a goblin Zerg rush comes through and you squishy mages get swarmed "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 First run, Tomb of Horrors bitches Colonel can go first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: First run, Tomb of Horrors bitches Colonel can go first I got initiative? Ok. A dragon steps forward, blocking our party’s advancement into the cave of intrigue. I use my black magic to kill the dragon alone with nothing but my curved sword. *rolls dice* Attempt successful! You’re welcome 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: We’ll see about that when a goblin Zerg rush comes through and you squishy mages get swarmed Hah, goblins? They’re no match for the awesome power of me running away and abandoning everyone else to die 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I use my black magic to kill the dragon alone with nothing but my curved sword. Reminds me of this. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, BTCollins said: Hah, goblins? They’re no match for the awesome power of me running away and abandoning everyone else to die Sigh, just like Tijhan. Soon as I said “Spider mutant thing” he left me in the cave alone. I hit it with my axe I lit on fire, turned around... no Tijhan. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Reminds me of this. love that show. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Sigh, just like Tijhan. Soon as I said “Spider mutant thing” he left me in the cave alone. I hit it with my axe I lit on fire, turned around... no Tijhan. A bunch of my friends came home a couple months ago and one of them DM’d a couple sessions. I joined in with an arcane trickster character. I pulled this shit a lot. But it’s not my fault the idiots kept doing shit that would get the whole party killed. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Sigh, just like Tijhan. Soon as I said “Spider mutant thing” he left me in the cave alone. I hit it with my axe I lit on fire, turned around... no Tijhan. Irl, if it was a spider, I totally would be running away. Or at least hiding. I don’t do spiders. Snakes are fine, but spiders are not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, BTCollins said: Irl, if it was a spider, I totally would be running away. Or at least hiding. I don’t do spiders. Snakes are fine, but spiders are not It was like a human spider thing. I sent it running away when I lit it on fire lol, everything was fine. This was in The Forest. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Snakes and spiders don’t bother me. It’s sharks that freak me out. I live about as far from the ocean as an American can get, and I am perfectly happy to keep it that way. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 In his defense, those things can tank a party pretty easy, and it was the first time we saw one so I got lucky. But, it was badass lol. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: Snakes and spiders don’t bother me. It’s sharks that freak me out. I live about as far from the ocean as an American can get, and I am perfectly happy to keep it that way. Meh they taste good on the grill lol, I see them all the time at the beach or the marsh sometimes. Dolphins too. Alligators and crocodiles. Those I don’t fuck with. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Meh they taste good on the grill lol, I see them all the time at the beach or the marsh sometimes. Dolphins too. Alligators and crocodiles. Those I don’t fuck with. I don’t know what surprises me more, that you spend a lot of time in a marsh or that you see fucking sharks in it! ... or that you eat them. I didn’t even know that was a thing people did. Now I wanna try shark. Alligators are awesome, but I wouldn’t fuck with one because as Archer put it, they’re the perfect killing machines. But they don’t unnerve me the way sharks do. I think it’s an ocean thing in general. Can’t properly fight back or run away in the ocean. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 ROFL, everywhere around me is a March. The area I am in is called the Lowcountry, because it’s below sea level. That’s why we get fucked so hard by hurricanes, Or you know, severe thunderstorms. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: ROFL, everywhere around me is a March. The area I am in is called the Lowcountry, because it’s below sea level. That’s why we get fucked so hard by hurricanes, Or you know, severe thunderstorms. So when y’all get flooded do sharks and fish ever wash up in town? It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g54171-d6440622-i202651152-Charleston_Photography_Tours-Charleston_South_Carolina.html It looks like this in a lot of areas where I live. Notice the caption, LOL. And, the alligators eat the sharks. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, The Good Doctor said: So when y’all get flooded do sharks and fish ever wash up in town? I haven’t heard about a shark washing up ashore yet, but fish, crabs and gators in peoples yards, sure. It’s uncommon for sharks I assume, because theyre usually only in Marshland that is close to or touches the sea. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: It’s uncommon for sharks I assume, because theyre usually only in Marshland that is close to or touches the sea. That’s a pretty scary image. Like, nobody has any reason to go out into the water, I’m guessing, but the thought of sharks swimming around in grass is still creepy. Round here all we’ve got in terms of dangerous wildlife are snakes and the very occasional puma. Boar too, but they’re more of a nuisance than anything. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 We got boar, My last dog was trained for hunting them, but I never got to actually try that out. Hell, I’ve never actually even seen live boar myself. My high school buddies took a lot of pictures of their kills though. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 As for reasons to go in, no, but people do anyway, LOL. Fishing, hunting, collecting fossilized shark teeth, stuff like that. I bought a megalodon shark tooth from a guy that scuba dives and collects them from a river bed that has a bunch of them. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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