Witchking of Angmar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) New thread with a new poll. Edited April 2, 2018 by Witchking of Angmar Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Follower of the Totem Owl >:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Seriously though, when I play as Chaos its normally Tzeentch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 I completely missed my chance for an April fools post. Was gonna be Rebba and Goblin Tim smut 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 And I forgot my dogs birthday Though I got him some new stuff anyway and he ate good yesterday, plus my new bed stuff lol so he had a good bday anyway. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I completely missed my chance for an April fools post. Was gonna be Rebba and Goblin Tim smut So you can give your dog a late birthday present but you can’t give us late April Fools Rebba Tim smut? Aight. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 AprilFools See what I did there? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Who the fuck would follow Tzeentch? Your going to be backstabbed eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 I love how you spell that shit correctly.... 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: Who the fuck would follow Tzeentch? Your going to be backstabbed eventually. Is Khorne that much better? Truth be told the only followers I wouldn't expect to try to kill each other as a rule would those of Nurgle. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Who the fuck would follow Tzeentch? Your going to be backstabbed eventually. Only Warhammer game I play that features his faction is the amazing mod for Medieval 2, because I love the elites his faction has alongside that killer blue armor the warriors wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said: Is Khorne that much better? Truth be told the only followers I wouldn't expect to try to kill each other as a rule would those of Nurgle. Some of Khorne warriors are noted to still be rather honorable, and the only instance of Khorne turning his back on his warriors is they somehow break his honor kill (Presenting skulls of civilians to him, using mage) There's a high chance of turning into a mindless berserker, but at least you aren't going to mutate into a Chaos Spawn or get screwed over by some scheme. 4 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Only Warhammer game I play that features his faction is the amazing mod for Medieval 2, because I love the elites his faction has alongside that killer blue armor the warriors wear. Tzeentch is the god of backstabbing essentially. If you worship him, your never going to succeed (The Liber Chaotica states if any one of Tzeentch's plans actually succeeded, he would cease to exist, so he purposely interferes with his followers, and his own schemes to make sure it dosen't happen ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Tzeentch is the god of backstabbing essentially. If you worship him, your never going to succeed (The Liber Chaotica states if any one of Tzeentch's plans actually succeeded, he would cease to exist, so he purposely interferes with his followers, and his own schemes to make sure it dosen't happen) Is that 40000 lore, does it translate into regular ass Warhammer? At least he isn't grown for consumption. Edited April 2, 2018 by TheCzarsHussar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Some of Khorne warriors are noted to still be rather honorable, and the only instance of Khorne turning his back on his warriors is they somehow break his honor kill (Presenting skulls of civilians to him, using mage) There's a high chance of turning into a mindless berserker, but at least you aren't going to mutate into a Chaos Spawn or get screwed over by some scheme. Tzeentch is the god of backstabbing essentially. If you worship him, your never going to succeed (The Liber Chaotica states if any one of Tzeentch's plans actually succeeded, he would cease to exist, so he purposely interferes with his followers, and his own schemes to make sure it dosen't happen ) It's Chaos. There's no guarantee for anything. You might get turned into a Chaos Spawns just because Khorne thinks you'll entertain him more. And being around a bunch of super angry killers looking for something to kill all the time, there's no guarantee they wont start fighting amongst themselves if they can't find something to kill or if you simply accidentally step on someone's toes. There's demon princes of Tzeentch so you can obviously succeed. Though that's probably never the end goal of any of Tzeentch's plans. No one even knows what those plans are. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 1 hour ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I love how you spell that shit correctly.... I am astounded.... 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witchking of Angmar said: It's Chaos. There's no guarantee for anything. You might get turned into a Chaos Spawns just because Khorne thinks you'll entertain him more. And being around a bunch of super angry killers looking for something to kill all the time, there's no guarantee they wont start fighting amongst themselves if they can't find something to kill or if you simply accidentally step on someone's toes. There's demon princes of Tzeentch so you can obviously succeed. Though that's probably never the end goal of any of Tzeentch's plans. No one even knows what those plans are. Chaos also represents positive aspects of humanity. Khorne is just as much about violence, as he is honor, and courage. Tzeentch is the god of creativity, and hope. Papa Nurgle is about family bonds, and perseverance. Even the most foul of the foul, Slaanesh, is also the god of love and passion. There's plenty examples of honorable Chaos Lords, because there gods can't be judged as evil. And above all else, Khorne has the majority of those honorable Chaos Warriors "I have no right to pray for Sigmar anymore, but from the Daemons guardings the gateway to the Realm of Chaos, I ask for your delieverance. Rest now, sleep for eternity. You are now free of the withering clouds of war." —Count Mordrek the Damned, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Centurion said: I am astounded.... It nearly makes me Crydolil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Of fucking course Colonel is the sole Slaanesh worshiper amongst our mists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 ... I just learned you can see who voted what.... Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: ... I just learned you can see who voted what.... I decided to enable it this time because the point is to see who you would follow. Not decide which god is the most popular. Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 See... I thought Balrog would go for that perverted god as well.... Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Of fucking course Colonel is the sole Slaanesh worshiper amongst our mists I love bitches, what can I say. I only make war so we can make love in peace. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Centurion said: See... I thought Balrog would go for that perverted god as well.... Slaanesh is perverted in the way growing three dicks, a vagina, and crab hands is perverted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Slaanesh is perverted in the way growing three dicks, a vagina, and crab hands is perverted. So pretty inline with your style right? 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I love bitches, what can I say. I only make war so we can make love in peace. I love blood, I only make love so I can die happy in war Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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