BTC Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: SHIT! BT I forgot to remove the mention of stone walls around Northmoor, want me to edit it out? Yeah, I’d you wouldn’t mind. It’s nbd. In case anyone is curious why it wouldn’t have stone walls, I figured for smaller towns like that it’d be too expensive to put up walls around the whole town. Edited February 18, 2018 by BTCollins 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, BTCollins said: Yeah, I’d you wouldn’t mind. It’s nbd. In case anyone is curious why it wouldn’t have stone walls, I figured for smaller towns like that it’d be too expensive to put up walls around the whole town. Fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Lol I see what Doc was saying about the language matching for a Breton knight, it really does Still reading. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Lol I see what Doc was saying about the language matching for a Breton knight, it really does Still reading. I guess it means I'm a milk drinker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, TheCzarsHussar said: I guess it means I'm a milk drinker. MILK 2 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: MILK Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Edited February 18, 2018 by TheCzarsHussar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Reveal hidden contents Sometimes I don’t even know where your head goes... 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, Centurion said: Sometimes I don’t even know where your head goes... I have a folder full of images just waiting to be used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Ubbe post Holy shit, Savage is right. Ubbe is a damn crazy man, especially with the way he wore that fucking skin and ate the heart. I did like that he didn’t get the rank of officer, knowing how young he is and the fact he still has some growing up to do. It’ll be interesting to see what he reads and how or if it changes him. I do have a couple things I’m curious about, though. I can see Nords building up more cold resistance in the trials, that fits. But is magic resistance something that can be built up like that? Though, now that I think about it some more, it’s probably like pain resistance. It was cool seeing Ubbe pull that trick nonetheless. Oh, and the Thalmor are really slacking if they’re sending cowardly scouts all the way to Skyrim lol. That one Bosmer was definitey not cut out for the job. Good post, y’all. Ubbe’s a different cat, that’s for sure 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, BTCollins said: Ubbe post Hide contents Holy shit, Savage is right. Ubbe is a damn crazy man, especially with the way he wore that fucking skin and ate the heart. I did like that he didn’t get the rank of officer, knowing how young he is and the fact he still has some growing up to do. It’ll be interesting to see what he reads and how or if it changes him. I do have a couple things I’m curious about, though. I can see Nords building up more cold resistance in the trials, that fits. But is magic resistance something that can be built up like that? Though, now that I think about it some more, it’s probably like pain resistance. It was cool seeing Ubbe pull that trick nonetheless. Oh, and the Thalmor are really slacking if they’re sending cowardly scouts all the way to Skyrim lol. That one Bosmer was definitey not cut out for the job. Good post, y’all. Ubbe’s a different cat, that’s for sure The Nordic war cry scares many a weak bitch elf lol. And yes it was more of a pain resistance thing than a magic resistance thing. I like to think it was a weaker shock spell, because the Thalmor wanted to take his time with Ubbe instead of stopping his heart in one go. Hell, I didn’t want Ubbe to be an officer anyway. He’s more of a weapon, waiting to be released by the officers lol. 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Centurion said: Reveal hidden contents The Nordic war cry scares many a weak bitch elf lol. And yes it was more of a pain resistance thing than a magic resistance thing. I like to think it was a weaker shock spell, because the Thalmor wanted to take his time with Ubbe instead of stopping his heart in one go. Hell, I didn’t want Ubbe to be an officer anyway. He’s more of a weapon, waiting to be released by the officers lol. Seems like you like writing grunts like yourself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Seems like you like writing grunts like yourself Exactly lol. Ground pounders for life 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I found Ubbe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 @Centurion Ubbe heart started racing. He could hear the thumping next to his brain as they got nearer and nearer to the fire. Then, just before heat was able to reach them, Ubbe pounced, taking Mjalarr to the ground and wrestling him there long enough for someone else to reach the fire. Ubbe chuckled and jumped off of Mjalarr in an instant and dashed for the freezing waters. Ubbe dropped the tiny tree humper and took out his dagger, cutting the ears and tongue from the body. He strung them on his amulet which already contained two sets of golden ears and a single Nord ear. Once we was done he settled back down into his bedroll and was taken by sleep once more. Ubbe let a war cry loose in the cave and the little Bosmer lost his bowels and ran. With a hard grip and a quick pull, he ripped the elf’s trachea and esophagus out in a gruesome mess. Ubbe spent the next several hours carefully cutting the bastards heart out of his chest and cutting the golden flesh away from the tissue. Starting with the chin and going all the way back to the elves lower back, the way he would’ve with the bear pelt. he gathered his golden cloak and exited the cave Ubbe held up the heart, which was smaller than the other two, and brought it to his mouth ... This guy is literally doing what Brund joked about. Except it's for training. There is not a better fucking word to describe Ubbe than his own moniker. Savage indeed. 1 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 @Centurion Not a milk drinker. I take it back Celan, Ubbe is the most Nord I've ever seen. That man's gonna get fat though if he keeps on eating hearts with such enthusiasm. That was a very enjoyable post to read, Ubbe better trash talk the fuck out of those wimpy Roscreans when they arrive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 The dude's like a Native American with his elf prey. He doesn't let any of it go to waste. I'm surprised his weapons and armor ain't made out of bones. I'm assuming he's waiting to kill some Imperials so he can get his hands on bones with an overabundance of calcium in them. 2 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: @Centurion Hide contents Ubbe heart started racing. He could hear the thumping next to his brain as they got nearer and nearer to the fire. Then, just before heat was able to reach them, Ubbe pounced, taking Mjalarr to the ground and wrestling him there long enough for someone else to reach the fire. Ubbe chuckled and jumped off of Mjalarr in an instant and dashed for the freezing waters. Ubbe dropped the tiny tree humper and took out his dagger, cutting the ears and tongue from the body. He strung them on his amulet which already contained two sets of golden ears and a single Nord ear. Once we was done he settled back down into his bedroll and was taken by sleep once more. Ubbe let a war cry loose in the cave and the little Bosmer lost his bowels and ran. With a hard grip and a quick pull, he ripped the elf’s trachea and esophagus out in a gruesome mess. Ubbe spent the next several hours carefully cutting the bastards heart out of his chest and cutting the golden flesh away from the tissue. Starting with the chin and going all the way back to the elves lower back, the way he would’ve with the bear pelt. he gathered his golden cloak and exited the cave Ubbe held up the heart, which was smaller than the other two, and brought it to his mouth ... This guy is literally doing what Brund joked about. Except it's for training. There is not a better fucking word to describe Ubbe than his own moniker. Savage indeed. 3 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: @Centurion Reveal hidden contents Not a milk drinker. I take it back Celan, Ubbe is the most Nord I've ever seen. That man's gonna get fat though if he keeps on eating hearts with such enthusiasm. That was a very enjoyable post to read, Ubbe better trash talk the fuck out of those wimpy Roscreans when they arrive. I really do enjoy writing for Ubbe because I get to just go wild with the savagery where I wouldn’t be able to with Patton, Mat, or Aetius. Glad you found it so entertaining Doc and Czar. I like writing him because I can literally sit down like I did last night, turn on some Wardruna and write for 3 hours and get 75% of it done. Everything else me and Colonel did today. 2 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 On a different note, I apologize in advance for how freaking weird my next post reads. Most of what I wanted to include wouldn't have felt natural happening in the same day or even month, so it's basically just a bunch of snap shots of the important/funny/memorable moments that Boldir and Mila have over this span of time. Some of it may fit together kinda awkwardly. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, The Good Doctor said: On a different note, I apologize in advance for how freaking weird my next post reads. Most of what I wanted to include wouldn't have felt natural happening in the same day or even month, so it's basically just a bunch of snap shots of the important/funny/memorable moments that Boldir and Mila have over this span of time. Another Doc post right after Ubbe? I'm in heaven! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 I’m still reading your post doc, but ”You can use magic too!” ”FUCK NAH” *tosses child in pond* 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witchking of Angmar Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Bloody hell. Why does so many decide to post the same weekend. Wont have time to read it all. 2 1 Power corrupts, absolute power... is a whole lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 I teared up when Boldir found out Baldur was a king I love those two man, the brotherly love is real. I did reread the portion I got early access to since I figured some things would be different... I sure didn't expect to read about a teen girl going through puberty Poor fucking Boldir man, lol. The training regime they had was well written as well, and all around what I've read thus far was a treat. Especially of course, hearing my motherfucking name. Monikers and all too Mmmm, say it. Still reading Also finished the Czar and Collins post and my thoughts echo from what the others said as well, I really think the writing style blends perfectly in that setting. 1 2 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 On Doc's post Man, it's crazy to think how far things have gone for Boldir and Mila. They've not only had personal changes, such as Mila growing up, but they've also missed so much of what's happening in the outside world, especially in Skyrim. And it's heartbreaking to hear what Mila had to say about Baldur, and how she thinks she can't go back. Though I think she makes a fair point about Baldur not trusting Boldir, and that they can't trust Baldur right now. Still, it's great that they're together, and that they've found somewhere reasonably safe to rest and train and prepare for what's next. It's nice to see them in a situation where they aren't on the run and being hunted, and where they can relax, even if it's not permanent. I'm really excited to see how they handle the witch, the dangers of being hunted again once they leave the priory, and how their relationship continues to evolve. Great job as always, Doc. And I didn't think the format was bad at all, and seemed pretty clear and easy to follow to me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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