ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Liu Bei is a fucking cunt Once he was staying with a peasant's family who were so ashamed of not being able to feed a noble person like himself properly, that the father murdered his wife, then cooked her up and served her to Liu Bei and his men, and when he finds out, instead of cutting his head off him he gave him a a chest full of loot as a thank you for showing him such amazing manners They justify the baby throwing as one of his best warriors had nearly died saving the baby in question, so Liu was angry that his son nearly cost him one of his best general's lives. Asians. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Asians. Hey watch the racism It's Chinese cultural norms, not Asian ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Hey watch the racism It's Chinese cultural norms, not Asian ones. *Looks at anime* *dramatic as fuck* Asians. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 56 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: If you guys have a passing interest in Chinese history, you gotta watch Three Kingdoms, it's unintentional the most funny fucking show ever made, watch this Ok, I laughed. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: *Looks at anime* *dramatic as fuck* Asians. Throwing babies on the ground, and then literally eating someone's wife isn't what I would called dramatic, more like cold depravity but okay 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Ok, I laughed. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 rEAL FOOTAGE OF dOC WHEN THE GUN RESTRICTIONS DROP https://whiskey-gunpowder.tumblr.com/post/185438761424/sixgunslinger 3 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Lol somebody got wacked. Heard a bunch of gunfire at the trashy motel down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I finally got my og fashion souls back "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 This is going to be the greatest crossover of fucking history. It's almost Hideo Kojima and Del Toro collaborating on Silent Hills levels. Two of the most fucked up artistic minds of the last decade getting together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 See GRRM like you’ve never seen him before... in... Interracial Hole Stretchers 3. GRRM goes Asian Persuasion... 2 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: See GRRM like you’ve never seen him before... in... Interracial Hole Stretchers 3. GRRM goes Asian Persuasion... You're way too literal minded dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 You say that but either way, someone’s getting fucked by this transaction. Glad for the game but if he dies before the last books are done... Well, it’ll save me the trouble of reading the rest I guess. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 7 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: rEAL FOOTAGE OF dOC WHEN THE GUN RESTRICTIONS DROP https://whiskey-gunpowder.tumblr.com/post/185438761424/sixgunslinger I call bullshit. That M249 didn’t jam once. Absolutely not. Not real. CGI 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Centurion said: I call bullshit. That M249 didn’t jam once. Absolutely not. Not real. CGI You said it yourself, civilian shit is better That said, pretty sure that's super illegal here. If it is real I'd like to know where they live. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Went to his tumblr and it says he was a crewmember of the USS Elrod (his namesake) FFG-55 during Desert Storm. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 @Celan @The Good Doctor @Centurion Just watch the first short opening part at least. Fucking perfect 1 min 25 seconds 4 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 That Dragoon sold for 10x more than the tank! It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I gotta start changing up my terminology for @BigBossBalrog. You know, be politically correct n such. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I gotta start changing up my terminology for @BigBossBalrog. You know, be politically correct n such. Hide contents Go suck a dick Colonel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 hours ago, ColonelKillaBee said: @Celan @The Good Doctor @Centurion Just watch the first short opening part at least. Fucking perfect 1 min 25 seconds His openings are always great Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 And just because I didn’t post it last night, y’all thought you were gonna get away without any drunk selfies? HA! 1 Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I just realized you had a butt chin you weren’t around when we were talking about the guy playin Geralt were ya? If so.... my bizzle Anyway, good photo. No homo. Also: 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 No I was and I know you don’t like them, but I got that whole ass on my chin so Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 my bizzle again. For what it’s worth, your is nicer than most Again, no homo "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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