BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Doom edition, aka the only thing worth looking forward too from the Beth conference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I watched the first episode of black mirror season 5 and had to pause. Sick shit. Disgusting. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: I watched the first episode of black mirror season 5 and had to pause. Sick shit. Disgusting. What happened this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: What happened this time? Bro these grown ass niggas fuckin. They got in a virtual reality tekken rip-off and ya boi without kids always choosin a chick and the daddy picks a dude and after fighting they kissed. They stopped tho, left the game, came back and said they were drunk and pretended it didn’t happen.... then these niggas fucked. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 This nigga married btw and the other dude is his best friend... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 What else do you expect in a show that premiered with a guy fucking a pig? It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Bro Hide contents these grown ass niggas fuckin. They got in a virtual reality tekken rip-off and ya boi without kids always choosin a chick and the daddy picks a dude and after fighting they kissed. They stopped tho, left the game, came back and said they were drunk and pretended it didn’t happen.... then these niggas fucked. WTF. So let me translate this to fucking English. Some dudes are playing alot of this virtual fighting game together, one guy mains a girl, the other mains a dude. They kiss virtually, despite there both dudes, but one is in a female virtual body, but there both dudes. When in the real world, they laugh it off...and then have real sex? That episode sounds stupid and weird 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 nah not real sex. Matrix sex. Its still weird as fuck and they still fuckin. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 What’s bad is his wife’s hot and he turns down real pussy for his dudebro in weeb girl body. Says he’s “tired” "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 Maybe it's an allegory for being in the closest. My favourite episodes are still White Christmas and the one with the two virtual lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I don’t remember either of those lol. The only ones I remember are of course the dudes girlfriend becoming a pornstar... that one fucked with my head bad, the match finder one where the program makes the chick run through like 24 dudes and the guy maybe goes through 5 by run through I mean fuck. The one that lets people hunt murderers, the one that basically indoctrinated soldiers, the one about rating people with scores like in social media, the Star Trek one, getting stuck in virtual prison, being tortured in virtual reality, and one of the most disturbing imo, everyone keeping their memories logged in their heads so the guy your wife had an affair with can keep watching it happen over and over and over. That was a good one lol. Also the killer robots, that was a cool episode, on the last season. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Then the wife invites this nigga over not knowing when the dad finally cuts it off lol. And they have another child together The friend keeps wanting to go on lol and he keeps talking about his experience with online players and how he even fucked a polar bear character trying to replace him but couldn’t I’m DONE. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 Must have been amazing animu bewbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 So to address the issue these niggas try kissing in real life to see what happens. Nigga, this shit is awkward as fuck. And when they do they realize there’s no spark and that they aren’t gay in real life lol but the friend says it’s different in the game and won’t let it go so now they fighting for real and got arrested. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: Must have been amazing animu bewbs. It was just a white chick in cosplay. Pretty persuasive admittedly but not enough to fuck my bro "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Bruh. Nigga. NIGGA So the wife solves this by letting these niggas fuck once a year and she gets to fuck a real nigga in real life. NIGGGAAAAA "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I’m going back to Bloodborne where things make sense. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Bruh. Nigga. NIGGA Hide contents So the wife solves this by letting these niggas fuck once a year and she gets to fuck a real nigga in real life. NIGGGAAAAA *Colonel's has received too much insight* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 So let's make this clear. The wife consents to letting her husband fuck her bro once a year, and the husband consents to letting his wife fuck a black dude? That's a fucked up relationship. But whatever works for them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 46 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: Hide contents What else do you expect in a show that premiered with a guy fucking a pig? BRO I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said: So let's make this clear. Hide contents The wife consents to letting her husband fuck her bro once a year, and the husband consents to letting his wife fuck a black dude? That's a fucked up relationship. But whatever works for them... They’re all black lol did I not make that clear by how many times I said nigga? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: They’re all black lol did I not make that clear by how many times I said nigga? I guess that's why there playing Tekken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: did I not make that clear by how many times I said nigga? From you, this means nothing. Pretty sure you called Czar nigga like twenty times the other night and he’s the whitest dude I’ve ever met. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: From you, this means nothing. Pretty sure you called Czar nigga like twenty times the other night and he’s the whitest dude I’ve ever met. 1 "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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