ColonelKillaBee Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Few things get the blood flowing quite like Maria. Jesus Christ I forgot what a bitch she was I visceraled. I visceraled out the ass Didn't help much tho, just sped things up to the final stage so she could eat my ass out forcibly. Finally got so pissed that I just fucking charged her and beat her up in a corner like the bitch she is. And then I remembered, that's basically the key Stay close and keep the pressure on. Her attacks in that stage are made for roll and dash catching cheese hunters. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 NEW FROMSOFT GAME JUST LEAKED, IT JUST FUCKING LEAKED HOLY FUCKING HELL YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 The name is very Arthurian sounding in my opinion, the symbols look like some fucked up bastardization of a caryll rune, and the fucking Dark Sign. Looks sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 BT: This looks more up my alley, but maybe I should wait for the next one instead. 1 It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Elden is old english (for Old, ancient etc) Runes look Celtic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said: BT: This looks more up my alley, but maybe I should wait for the next one instead. Rude. No but seriously if this is more rpg like and based on Celtic mythology I’m in from day one. At the very least I’ll actually buy the game and then not play it for a year like the others in my pile Edited June 8, 2019 by BTC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Praise be to all faithful Gaels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, BTC said: Rude. No but seriously if this is more rpg like and based on Celtic mythology I’m in from day one. At the very least I’ll actually buy the game and then not play it for a year like the others in my pile Buy Bloodborne. just kidding but seriously BUY BLOODBORNE YA CUNT "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTC Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, BTC said: No Buy Bloodborne. Join us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 You know if Colonel's shilling it it's an amazing game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, BTC said: No Yes "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCzarsHussar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Remember what happened when we nudged Centurion to play a game he was iffy about, he hates Dark Souls now. I'd say let BT chose the right Fromsoft title to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Remember what happened when we nudged Centurion to play a game he was iffy about, he hates Dark Souls now. I'd say let BT chose the right Fromsoft title to play. If Centurion couldn't beat the first boss he was never meant to play it in the first place 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, TheCzarsHussar said: Remember what happened when we nudged Centurion to play a game he was iffy about, he hates Dark Souls now. I'd say let BT chose the right Fromsoft title to play. I’d say you a bitch Bloodborne is their best title period "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said: If Centurion couldn't beat the first place boss he was never meant to play it in the first place Someone’s gotta fill up hollow town "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Actual image of Colonel after he moves to Missouri with Doc when the gun regulations drop "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, ColonelKillaBee said: Actual image of Colonel after he moves to Missouri with Doc when the gun regulations drop Fashion Souls? You look like a fucking caveman with a chaingun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, BigBossBalrog said: Fashion Souls? You look like a fucking caveman with a chaingun I think I need to level up my insight, because I’m not seeing the problem here. "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Imagine if Baldur could go back to TES after winning a playthrough and he gets to go back with everything from BB on him... "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Good Doctor Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, ColonelKillaBee said: Imagine if Baldur could go back to TES after winning a playthrough and he gets to go back with everything from BB on him... Would be a short Great War. It's always nice when your writing gets reinforced by the canon after you come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I killed the orphan again. First attempt I swear he killed me in ten seconds anticlimactic. Got him on the third try, had one blood vial left out of 23 I love that fight so much. All the openings are there, his moves aren’t complicated to dodge, he’s just scary and stressful. And punishes you hard. Him and Maria make up for the fucking failures "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 They should just stop doing mob bosses. Are they ever good? "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBossBalrog Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, ColonelKillaBee said: They should just stop doing mob bosses. Are they ever good? Living Failures are interesting lorewise, and visually it's fucking cool. Like the attack were they summon fucking meteorites from the sky! There the best mob fight, I think so anyway...not that that's saying much I kinda like the Royal Rat Vanguard, because I like the idea of fighting a giant horde of fucking rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKillaBee Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Lorewise they are cool, yea. But, I think they’d’ve Been better as just an enemy "Even the hardest dick must go flaccid." -Colonelkillabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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