TheCzarsHussar

I can't wait to debate why Chadahn and Godfrey would still clap Messmer's cheeks in four months.

Messmer's knights are sick as hell

15 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Doesn't count, skill issue, parried, riposted, well what is it?

1 minute ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Wickerman'd last page 

What'chu talking about, I just checked and didn't see that on the last page

New promotional art

6 minutes ago, Elden Clown said:

I am prepared and waiting all thanks to the fellow Tarnished with a golden heart known as @TheCzarsHussar (you furry you)

You misspelt "Colonel" before furry.

Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO, OOoooOoh Elden RiIiIIng

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

The Land of Shadow. Apparently it's heavily tied with Marika. 

YOOOO! That's neat, I hope to see other Numen too.

2 hours ago, BigBossBalrog said:

This dude isn't Rykard btw; his name is Memser and he's one of Marika's "Forsaken" Demigod children. (Maybe a bastard?) 

So is this within the Lands Between, a dream-realm, or another land that has a corrupted Erdtee?

Steam page has three new images too

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2778580/ELDEN_RING_Shadow_of_the_Erdtree/

5 minutes ago, Elden Clown said:

Sorry for so many but hype got to me, enjoy the many screenshots from the trailer peeps.

Let's GooOOOOOOoOo 

13 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

THERE ADDING ODACHI's (Japanese Greatswords). Another weapon type is a duelist shield, reverse sword grip shortblades, and "throwing knives" that turn all your basic attacks into range. 

There's probably another type that's a fighting stance

6 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

https://www.famitsu.com/news/202402/22335199.html

Someone did a quick translation and apparently Memesaki confirmed there's EIGHT new weapon TYPES coming. 

These Hands

These Legs

Great Twinblades

Ultragreat Daggers

2 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

It's the board rider. Someone said there have redmane banners and are using gravity magic. 

Oh that's neat.

8 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Oh and the elite Redmane knight looked awesome too! 

The WHAT, send noods

Just now, BigBossBalrog said:

I also saw Bone Fists from D2, and new Aspects of the Crucible. 

I coomed when the player flew up with crucible wings 

Also I think the cut dreamer NPC is the narrator 

@BigBossBalrog That Golden Order(?) Musculata was fucking s e x y

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

19 minutes ago, BigBossBalrog said:

Imagine if we fight the Blind Swordsman.

It's also Kenneth Haight, just before he got contacts 

Time travelling Tarnished: Steps on a Twig

Kenneth Haight the Grafted:

4 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Prime Chadahn

You crack open a cold one with Chadahn as he reminisces about his conquests.

5 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Godrick the Goober

You walk in on Godrick as he's cross dressing, before he screams and flees.

6 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Nobody Expects the Rykard Inquisition

Naw you go to Rykard's pimp-house, where you have to fend off never ending waves of hussies and exotic dancers

8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

Basement Dweller Morgott

You get runes every time you kick sand in Morgott's eyes.

8 minutes ago, The Good Doctor said:

and Pre Watch List Mohg. 

No such thing 

Imagine if, after two years of cooking the entire area of the dlc is within that one cloud in the ocean

Look guys, I just want to find the meak, sympathetic pre-grafted Godrick... And then kill him for the Elden Bling.

1 hour ago, BigBossBalrog said:

BITCHES

 

Yés

Just now, The Good Doctor said:

I gotcha. Never seen that joke. 

Pretty funny since he’s one of the most explicitly and unambiguously dead video game protagonists ever.  

If Disney made Reach, he would have been perfectly fine after getting half melted by plasma fire and stabbed several times with swords as hot as the surface of the sun.